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Man Found Dead, Naked Inside Owl Cage
The Moscow Times ^
| Thursday, March 22, 2007
| David Nowak
Posted on 03/22/2007 2:57:54 AM PDT by Daffynition
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03/22/2007 3:03:42 AM PDT
by
Jedi Master Pikachu
( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
To: rainbow sprinkles
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posted on
03/22/2007 3:10:39 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: rainbow sprinkles
Removing one's clothes is usually a sign in cocaine deaths; however, this case sounds like he got drunk and was looking for the bathroom.
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posted on
03/22/2007 3:42:56 AM PDT
by
Eclectica
(Ask your MD about Evolution. Please!)
To: Eclectica
The man was drunk. So what? He lived in Moscow, after all!
Ok, it´s not clear WHAT killed the man, but we sure know WHO killed him. Here are the TOP FIVE:
5. Russian Mafia
4. Kremlin
3. His wife
2. President Bush
and the number one killer is:
Lee Harvey Oswald!
To: rainbow sprinkles
The owl is still in a state of shock," zoo spokeswoman Natalya Istratova said Wednesday. She added that the owl was not eating or drinking and that she feared for its life.I'd be upset too if a drunk stumbled into my house and stripped down.
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03/22/2007 4:31:27 AM PDT
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mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: rainbow sprinkles
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posted on
03/22/2007 4:33:47 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Prevent Glo-Ball Warming ... turn out the sun when not in use)
To: Calpernia
To: NonValueAdded
Who? Colonel Mustard, in the owl cage with a Vodka bottle.
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03/22/2007 4:41:20 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(When I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth)
To: Michael81Dus; Eclectica
"....half-empty, one-liter bottle of vodka.Now that's a pretty pessimistic phrase ...any good vodka drinker worth his salt knows that the bottle was half full.
To: mtbopfuyn
LOL .... Security cameras could have caught it ... then we'd be seeing it on YouTube by now.
To: NonValueAdded
LOL
To: Eclectica
Why is removing one's clothes linked to a cocaine death? Maybe this guy was just a kook. Maybe he had fantasies about the owl. I have read before about people going to the zoo and trying to get close to animals & dying. I have had family members die of sadly of overdoses but their clothes were still on them . I never heard of a coke death linked to taking one's clothes off, thats a new one for me.
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03/22/2007 5:05:03 AM PDT
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pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: TigersEye
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03/22/2007 5:05:51 AM PDT
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pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:07:01 AM PDT
by
StephenTX
(The Sacred Order of the Perpetually Offended)
To: rainbow sprinkles
"Luparev is believed to have been drunk."
Does anyone have that Captain Obvious graphic. I mean, who knew that Sherlock Holmes was alive and well and working in Moscow?
To: martin_fierro; Owl_Eagle; rainbow sprinkles
Maybe he was trying to find out how many licks it takes to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
To: Constitution Day
To: Constitution Day
Man Found Dead Drunk, Naked Inside Owl Cage
Big deal. The Mrs. finds me that way every morning.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
03/22/2007 8:13:10 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Owl_Eagle
I just hope she doesn't line your cage with the
New York Times.
That would be a hell of a thing to wake up and have to read every day.
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