The man was drunk. So what? He lived in Moscow, after all!
Ok, it´s not clear WHAT killed the man, but we sure know WHO killed him. Here are the TOP FIVE:
5. Russian Mafia
4. Kremlin
3. His wife
2. President Bush
and the number one killer is:
Lee Harvey Oswald!
Now that's a pretty pessimistic phrase ...any good vodka drinker worth his salt knows that the bottle was half full.
LOL! Very funny, Michael.