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| March 16, 2007
Posted on 03/16/2007 8:05:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

We celebrate Saint Patrick's Day each year on March 17th. The festive holiday has everyone wearing green (so they don't get pinched) and chatting of four leaf clovers, shamrocks, lucky leprechauns, drinking green beer and kissing some big rock called a blarney stone.
Want to be lucky this St. Patrick's Day? Follow this advice:
1. Find a four-leaf clover. 
2. Wear green (so you don't get pinched).
3. Kiss the blarney stone. 
4. Catch a Leprechaun if you can.
5. Drink as much green beer as your heart desires. 
6. And don't forget that corned beef and cabbage.


"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow and may trouble avoid you wherever you go!"
-Irish Blessing
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fourleafclover; fridaysilliness; leprechaun; stpatricksday
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To: Sax
Your Irish Name Is... |
Avril O'Keefe |
101
posted on
03/16/2007 9:33:46 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
To: GrandEagle; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
Didja ever notice that you never really own beer.......
Ya kinda just RENT it for awhile....
102
posted on
03/16/2007 9:34:37 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: Lucky9teen
Been waiting all day to post this:
The World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
103
posted on
03/16/2007 9:34:42 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Lady Jag
Get the butter!
104
posted on
03/16/2007 9:34:55 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Lucky9teen
Gotta save or use up the Guinness.
The flooding would ruin it for certain!
105
posted on
03/16/2007 9:36:25 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
To: Darksheare
LOL guess that must be true.
You getting the storm?
To: Soaring Feather
Yes.
We were out in it for awhile earlier.
YUCK!
107
posted on
03/16/2007 9:43:50 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
To: Lucky9teen
Clara Kennedy at your service. Top o' the mornin' to ya.
108
posted on
03/16/2007 9:45:54 AM PDT
by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
To: fredhead
This
table was for sale on eBay.
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!!
You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!
OK, look in the mirror. Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. IT WAS POSTED ON EBay!!!
109
posted on
03/16/2007 9:50:21 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
A guy is in a Dublin bar, having a pint or two.
Down at the other end of the bar are two guys carrying on quite a discussion. He listen's in...
1. So you're from Dublin too?
2. Fancy that! So am I. What Parish?
1. St. Mary's. And you?
2. Well I'll be damned. Me too! And who was your grade one teacher, Sister Mary Margaret?
1. Well what do you know! Sister Mary Margaret was my grade one teacher as well.
As the discussion went on like that, the two guys got louder and more excited as they found they had so much in common. Finally the guy at the other end of the bar asked the bar tender, "So what's with those two guys?
"Them?", the bartender asked? "Oh it's just the Flannigan twins, drunk again!"
110
posted on
03/16/2007 9:50:27 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(When illegals are the majority, can we citizens open up casinos ?)
To: Lucky9teen
You're 40% Irish |
You're probably less Irish than you think you are... But you're still more Irish than most. |
111
posted on
03/16/2007 9:50:49 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: StarCMC
112
posted on
03/16/2007 9:51:09 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: spotbust1
You Are Teal Green |
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. |
113
posted on
03/16/2007 9:51:37 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
To: Lucky9teen
114
posted on
03/16/2007 9:55:28 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: r-q-tek86
You Are Guinness |
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
115
posted on
03/16/2007 9:56:42 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
To: tomkow6
Your Leprechaun Name Is: |
Tweedle McPixie |
116
posted on
03/16/2007 9:58:10 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
To: Lucky9teen
Q. What do you call two gay Irish guys?
A. Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
117
posted on
03/16/2007 10:01:20 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(When illegals are the majority, can we citizens open up casinos ?)
To: Lucky9teen
Me Too
You Are Guinness |
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
To: tomkow6
That's Boston!
I can understand why Dubya would do that.
119
posted on
03/16/2007 10:02:29 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Lady Jag
He's smokin'
120
posted on
03/16/2007 10:03:21 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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