To: Lucky9teen
Been waiting all day to post this:
The World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
103 posted on
03/16/2007 9:34:42 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: fredhead
This
table was for sale on eBay.
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!!
You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!
OK, look in the mirror. Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. IT WAS POSTED ON EBay!!!
109 posted on
03/16/2007 9:50:21 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
To: fredhead
The World's Shortest Fairytale
There is a last line to this fairytale that wasn't included: and the man prospered and grew rich and lived a long happy life.
125 posted on
03/16/2007 10:06:42 AM PDT by
sockhead
(Oh for the good old days when men were men and women were too.)
To: fredhead
You forgot the line about where she stays up late at night watching Lifetime and gets together with her friends and complains about not being able to find a man.
And voting Democrat.
198 posted on
03/16/2007 12:21:21 PM PDT by
BJClinton
(Dennis Miller for White House spokesman!)
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