[Jeff Head]

Well, for those who either cannot download it, or cannot hear it, here's the transcript...in my Texas Accent:

Hello, you've reached my daughter's voice mail. She can't come to the phone at the moment, but if you are a young lady, please leave your name, your number, and a short message and my daughter will get back to you just as soon as she possibly can.

If you are a young man...or a fella, well, before you speak to my daughter, you're going to have to speak to me. And that means you are going to get the opportunity to take a look at my gun collection. I always like that part of the conversation.

So, if you'll leave your name and your number, I'll be getting back to you...soon.

Have a great day...and if you are a young lady or a young man with the right intentions, may God bless you.

But if you are a young man with the wrong intentions, then may God have mercy on you, because I wont.

[keats5]

LOL! My sons would probably love the gun collection.

I hear they're gentlemen with the ladies, too.

[editor-surveyor]

Excellent!

[philman_36]

LOL! WTG Jeff!

[AuntB]

Your message brings back some memories! I caught one of my daughters 'admirers' trying to get in her window late one night. She wasn't even home. 20 years later my daughter ran into the kid and the only thing he asked was,"Does your mom still have that gun?"

Take advantage of your power, Jeff, when they're grown and gone they won't care what you think! Good luck.