To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Damn, the order was for kidneys and beans.
2 posted on
03/03/2007 10:23:16 AM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ......)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
So my wife says, "So basically the Chinese will sell you anything."
Yup.
3 posted on
03/03/2007 10:24:48 AM PST by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Delivering
Heads &
Livers
4 posted on
03/03/2007 10:32:48 AM PST by
mikrofon
(Specializing in Partial Orders)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
DHL gone bad.
I work in retail and one of my coworkers had to drive across town to our MAIN competitor and pick up a special order item for one of our customers that Fed Ex Ground had dropped off there by mistake.
Fed Ex had faxed to us proof of delivery where one of our receivers had signed for nine packages, but there weren't any purchase order numbers, so it could have been for anything.
SO, one of the managers at my store started calling around to all the other big stores in town, and sure enough, one of them had the item. They agreed to hand it over to the guy who had a big truck and could haul it back to our store.
What a fiasco.
[Off topic: We also have borrowed baling wire for the cardboard crusher from K-Mart when we ran out before. One of our mgrs. used to work there, so when we ran out, he called up his buddy there and the guy lent us one bundle. We paid K-Mart back when ours came in. Ha!]
jm
5 posted on
03/03/2007 10:33:00 AM PST by
JockoManning
(http://www.wordoftruthradio.com)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
The body parts, sent from China, Still wearing their prison uniform?
6 posted on
03/03/2007 10:33:39 AM PST by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
ROFL!! DHL would have to pay out a big settlement to my survivors had I opened that package.
7 posted on
03/03/2007 10:34:16 AM PST by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Authorities believe 28 more bubble-wrapped human organs and body parts could be dispersed across the country.."
I thought it would be about Republicans getting their asses handed to them.
Which appears to be current mode.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Guess who's coming for dinner.
12 posted on
03/03/2007 11:14:35 AM PST by
starbase
(Understanding Written Propaganda (click "starbase" to learn 22 manipulating tricks!!))
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...
The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's Kent County homeI love Chinese food.
13 posted on
03/03/2007 12:08:41 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's Kent County home by a DHL express driver who believed the bubble-wrapped items were pieces to a table.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Awesome. Posted in the Food topic!!!
15 posted on
03/03/2007 12:20:11 PM PST by
Dog Gone
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; Seadog Bytes; andy58-in-nh; Next_Time_NJ; Richard Kimball; ...
You mean those weren't ment for me?
16 posted on
03/03/2007 12:41:08 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I guess they didn't have fava beans and chianti, or else they would have kept the packages...
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
The Chinese are missing the market. The boomers need new joints. Hip joints, foot joints. Not ears.
I suppose there's a sweet spot for livers, tho.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Did they forget the bread sticks?
21 posted on
03/03/2007 8:32:33 PM PST by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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