Bug-Eyed Bandits Sought [Hottie Female Bandits Strike Georgia Bank - with photos!]

The Smoking Gun ^ | Feb 28, 2007

[68skylark]

Cops: Smiling young gals scored cash in Georgia bank robbery

FEBRUARY 28--Georgia cops are searching for a pair of young female robbers who yesterday stuck up a Bank of America branch wearing only fashionable bug-eyed sunglasses to disguise themselves. As seen in the below surveillance camera photos, it likely won't be long before the women are arrested, since the sunglasses (which have been popularized by the likes of Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins) do little to mask their identities. According to police, the smiling women--who are estimated to be between 16 and 24--handed a teller a note demanding money and walked off with an undisclosed amount of cash. It does not appear that they were armed. While investigators have received "numerous" tips from the public, Cobb County Police Department spokesman Wayne Delk told TSG that no busts have occurred. Yet. But in defense of the dopey duo, they at least opted for a disguise, however minimal. Some robbers opt for just talking on a cell phone. (2 pages)

[theDentist]

Cobb County Police Department spokesman Wayne Delk told TSG that no busts have occurred.

From what I see in the photo, he's wrong. :-)

[dmz]

So actually they didn't rob the bank.

They just asked for money and the tellers gave it to them.
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I wonder if that defense strategy will work for them. Worth a try, I guess.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Damn, I knew she was holding out on me....

[Constitution Day]

Notice the global warming attire

It's an ominous sign.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Sounds like a defense to me.

"Your honor, we are not guilty of robbing the bank. We asked the bank for some money, and the bank gave it to us."

"No, the bank didn't ask for us to give it back."

"No, the bank didn't ask for our ID's or for any signatures. How do we know if it's really their money?"

[Hemingway's Ghost]

They should've robbed the place topless. If they had done that, not one single man would've been able to ID 'em by face. By hooters, yes. But by face? No.

[Constitution Day]

What can possibly redeem the decade that brought us disco music?

Absolutely nothing. NOTHING!

Not even a Presidential pardon.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Are there any legal grounds that the prosecution can follow as far as a "you should know better" law or are laws written in stone to be exactly translated?

[patton]

Poor kids have know idea how bad they just screwed up.

[TheKidster]

and they will be in jail for a long time...

They are young, hot white chicks. They won't do any significant time, just like the hot pedophile teachers. As in all other institutions the young and good looking female will not be held up to the same scrutiny as an ugly fat chick or a guy of the same age or someone of color.

That's just the way it is, I'm afraid.

[HOTTIEBOY]

They will be celebrities.

They will be on talk shows by the end of the year.

[TheKidster]

What can possibly redeem the decade that brought us disco music?

Kiss?

[TheKidster]

They should've robbed the place topless. If they had done that, not one single man would've been able to ID 'em by face. By hooters, yes. But by face? No.

I'd love to be the one to pick them out of a line up!

[AmishDude]

If you want the money, babe, you'll have to reach in my pocket...

[frithguild]

no disguises, no coveralls, no (visible) weapons, no attack dogs or killer grizzly bears on a leash, no knives - hatchets - machine guns - or hand guns .... And the teller just GIVES them the money? Why?

The teller spent too much time at the Go-Go Bar next door?

[frithguild]

They should've robbed the place topless. If they had done that, not one single man would've been able to ID 'em by face. By hooters, yes. But by face? No.

I can just immagine the police lineup for a positive id...

[68skylark]

Poor kids have know idea how bad they just screwed up.

You're probably right -- in spite of being cute they're probably going to get a long sentence.

[Cheburashka]

I won't shed a tear when someone puts a round or two in 'em. Kill them and save the jail space for communist war protesters.

Dang, it appears I'm in a bad mood today. ;)
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And you're not thinking well either. Shoot the commies, put the chicks in jail. Then shoot the commies again - bullets are cheap and shooting commies is good for what ails you. Then make a "Women in Prison" B movie about the chicks.

Works much better my way.

[colorado tanker]

I say not guilty on both counts.

Agreed!

Besides, the one on the right has a legal defense - she's blond.

[ExpatGator]

I like the "women in prison movie" idea, but commies should have decades to rot and think about what they are missing. They live to control people so their ultimate punishment would be complete control over them weilded by free capitalistas.