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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: Lil'freeper

dont forget Battlestar Galactica..

One of the best shows on tv. and aside from 24, NCIS and House, one of the few shows I plan to watch through the week.


61 posted on 02/25/2007 3:26:27 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Armedanddangerous
We're very fond of The Unit.
62 posted on 02/25/2007 3:26:51 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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Brokeback Jarhead's sister Maggie.

63 posted on 02/25/2007 3:28:11 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: andyssister

What station are you watching?


64 posted on 02/25/2007 3:28:27 PM PST by clinkclink
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To: Lil'freeper
Great thread, Lil'freeper. One thing though, you forgot the category

Scariest Oscar Awards Attire


65 posted on 02/25/2007 3:29:07 PM PST by bd476
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To: Lil'freeper

bookmark.

Thanks for starting this thread. I'll be watching.


66 posted on 02/25/2007 3:29:28 PM PST by i_dont_chat (I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
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To: Lil'freeper


67 posted on 02/25/2007 3:29:36 PM PST by hole_n_one
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Skinny ties are soooo effeminate.

68 posted on 02/25/2007 3:30:02 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

You know the thing about her..(Drew), is that even though she's a dippy lib, she actually seems charming, and that she would be nice in person..

And those things in the picture don't hurt either..8-)


69 posted on 02/25/2007 3:30:43 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: clinkclink

E! It's 60 for me and probably you, too.


70 posted on 02/25/2007 3:32:49 PM PST by andyssister
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To: hole_n_one
Great Screencaps!

Muchos thankyous

71 posted on 02/25/2007 3:33:28 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: andyssister

Bet when he pulled up to the red carpet, he got out of a long, black limosine...didnt he?

Bet you it wasn't a hybrid


72 posted on 02/25/2007 3:33:37 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Lil'freeper

Fired Up!


73 posted on 02/25/2007 3:34:54 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Lil'freeper

Fired Up!


74 posted on 02/25/2007 3:34:55 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Armedanddangerous

I missed that!! I'm surprised he didn't pull up in his private jet!! LOL


75 posted on 02/25/2007 3:35:02 PM PST by andyssister
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To: Lil'freeper

mark


76 posted on 02/25/2007 3:35:07 PM PST by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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To: andyssister

Yer welcome..8-) 8-)


77 posted on 02/25/2007 3:36:24 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Lil'freeper
Joan to Maggie: "How many pigeons died for that dress?"

LOL - the train is all feathered.

78 posted on 02/25/2007 3:37:45 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

They're doing a "John Madden" on that gal's butt?!


79 posted on 02/25/2007 3:39:36 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: Lil'freeper

J-Lo in a beige sack. Looks a little Roman.


80 posted on 02/25/2007 3:40:15 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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