Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
red and pink and yellow.
So far, I think The Department has gotten the best press on this thread. Maybe I'll try to see it.
I think he should have popped one before he went up. Actually I do feel bad for people that are that nervous on stage. I'm like that.
LOL! You're near the top of my list! ;^)
Who are you guys talking about--Nicholson?
I must reluctantly agree. So Something About Mary... when was that made? It's probably been ten yearsor more.
Yes. I'm filing a restraining order against you tomorrow!
:)
Yes. I'm filing a restraining order against you tomorrow!
:)
What's the departed about? I'm totally clueless about most of these movies.
Stay with it...the first half is a bit slow.
Enjoy Jack's mastery of the role of Frank Costello.
The dialogue - superbly written.
Yes, they just showed Jack and his face was a mile wide. I didn't recognize him until he smiled. He's got that smile one cannot mistake.
Hollyweird needs to learn how to age more gracefully
Trying to look 10 years younger is one thing .. but distorting one's face to try and look 20 years younger .. just makes them look fake and horrible
It's a police procedural. Lots of Baaw-ston atmosphere for what it's worth.
Alkhin, who enjoys studying ancient Egypt
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
The shocking realism of the head shots. That elevator door opening. WOW!
Yeah, he should have stayed Departed.
Nicholson was terrible in it! Pure self parody.
noooooooo!! Wait til the end of AI.....I can't live without your AI threads!! PLEASE!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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