Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards

25 February 2007

[Lil'freeper]

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.
5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.
3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.
1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!

[mystery-ak]

I haven't been to the movies in ages...I think the last film I saw was We're Soldiers.....I could care less who wins or loses...but this thread is fun...

[Cecily]

You know a dress is beyond awful when it makes someone as beautiful as Eva Green look bad. Why do these good-looking, photogenic people dress so badly at the Oscars? It boggles the mind.

[DCPatriot]

And my smile has grown exponentially seeing some of my favorite Freepers come on the thread.

[Jrabbit]

Acorns....she's turned into a squirrel.

[Lil'freeper]

Al Gore isn't as much a hypocrite as most Hollyweirdos. As a tree, he actually absorbs CO2, thus nullifying his carbon footprint. He's good to go in my book.

[mystery-ak]

Rent the orginial...it was a lot funnier with Arkin andPeter Falk.

[eleni121]

Some may know it..but don't care...they are, as Lord Alfred said:

"I didn't say actors are cattle. What I said was, actors should be treated like cattle."

[silent_jonny]

Did Algore say the words "global warming"? I noticed he and DeDumbass were very careful to say "global climate change" or "climate crisis".

They must have realized how stupid "global warming" sounds when half the country is under snow.

[mystery-ak]

lmao

[Lil'freeper]

Either they or their stylists are on crack. Or meth. Or whatever it is that makes you so skinny.

[Jrabbit]

:-)

I love these threads!

[Boazo]

[eleni121]

You should see them in the morning before the pancake goes on.

[altura]

had to comment on the Portly Priest of the Church of Global Warming.

[Lil'freeper]

Priceless!

ROFLMAO

[mystery-ak]

And my smile has grown exponentially seeing some of my favorite Freepers come on the thread.




I don't know how to take that.....some of us are not your fav freepers....lol

[DCPatriot]

This woman with Hanks is beautiful. {{{SIGH}}}

Must be the accent.

[spotbust1]

I think you post about pancakes is funny following the picture above. Speaking of pancakes that is.

[altura]

She does look weird these days, doesn't she? She used to be so pretty.

[silent_jonny]

Do ya think he'll tell the fat asses to sell their mansions and limos? do ya???

Of course they will! They're going to sell all of their possessions and move into a nature commune and donate all of their money to the starving people of the world!

Not.