Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Well Goreum certainly got kicked off stage didn't he?
That deer in the headlight look was very telling. He's not used to being kicked off stage...
Is he gone yet?? Can I look?? Can I de-mute my TV?
I wonder if any of them know the man they believe to be Mr. Environmentalist owns major stock in........dare I say it?
An Oil Company!!!!!!
Good smile.
That was scripted.
it's safe to come out now...lol
algore would make two of Leonardo ...
what about that huge sucking sound, hollywood sucking up to the algore.
It was mildly funny about his coy almost announcement and then getting the music.
"Catch 22"
He's a goner...the celebs can go back to driving their 2 mpg limos and living in those mansions.
I'm going to have to reconsider my previous comment. I think you are correct.
Here's a All Washed Out Morticia combo. With shoulder pads, even.
glad you came back....
Crappy Feet got it.
Very sexy neck too! ;^)
George Miller made the Max Max films and is also an M.D.
whew...thanks...
I haven't seen any of these movies. I don't know why I'm watching this....or why I'm on this thread...EXCEPT, I saw you and jonny, so how can I resist?? LOL
Does this mean I'm a stalker?? :-(
Yeah.
Did anyone arrive in a Prius, a hybrid-somethingorother? How about a bicycle? Did anyone walk?
Bunch of hypocrites. And they wag their manicured fingers in our faces.
I haven't seen the original "In Laws" since it came out almost 30 years ago, but the remake with Michael Douglas and I forget his name was absolutely hillarious. I still crack up everytime I think of 'Fat Cobra'...
I agree her shoulders are throw way too far back. Looks very unnatural
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