The "Official" Friday Silliness Thread - FREE FOR ALL

http://www.caughtatwork.net/ ^ | February 23, 2007 | Lucky9teen

[Lucky9teen]

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It's a Free-For-All Friday Silliness Thread. Post whatever your heart desires (within FR limitations) to help the day flow along. Keep it goofy, silly and humorous and have fun. After all, I'm sure none of us want to be "working", so hopefully we can push this thread beyond it's limits (and posts) and make something of it. Come on people....let's make the OFST what is used to be. And I mean, none of this 85 post stuff. I'm talking 500 or more. ;p

[tomkow6]

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the Hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a Gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of Whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 
"No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to."

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 
"Well, you old fool, You're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both Hammers back making a double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.

The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, 
"Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

[Lucky9teen]

[r-q-tek86]

Golfing Women

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any. The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jaysus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

[Lucky9teen]

Something lost in translation?

[tomkow6]

John was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. 
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning John got up early and left for work. 
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 



John has been missing since Friday.

[Lucky9teen]

Smells like dads...

[Soaring Feather]

John has been missing since Friday.

[ArGee]

Paul Lynde had to be one of the funniest men ever born. (Is he still alive?) When he stuck that laugh on the end it was just like the cherry on a sundae.

"Make him bark."

That one still makes me laugh out loud. Of course, that kind of sexual innuendo is no longer allowed on TV. It won't bring in enough ratings. You have to be explicit now.

Shalom.

[sure_fine]

I dated her two years ago

[ArGee]

Paul Lynde had to be one of the funniest men ever born. (Is he still alive?)

According to Wickipedia he died in 1982.

We lost a funny guy.

Shalom.

[r-q-tek86]

[ArGee]

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Shalom.

[A.Hun]

[ArGee]

From Wikipedia:

In 1966, Lynde debuted on the fledgling game show Hollywood Squares, where he eventually won the coveted spot as the permanent center square and was able to showcase his comedic talents for the next several years.[1] He left the show in 1979, but returned for the 1980-81 season. Lynde won two Emmy Awards for his work on Hollywood Squares.

Shalom.

[SquirrelKing]

Meh. It's not art if he's enjoying himself...

[girlscout]

He obviously learned from the Harry Stone school of judgship.

[girlscout]

Smells too!

[Shyla]

Present.

Finally made it over here.

[llevrok]

Cankles are too thin.

[r-q-tek86]

I own...