The "Official" Friday Silliness Thread - FREE FOR ALL

http://www.caughtatwork.net/ ^ | February 23, 2007 | Lucky9teen

[Lucky9teen]

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It's a Free-For-All Friday Silliness Thread. Post whatever your heart desires (within FR limitations) to help the day flow along. Keep it goofy, silly and humorous and have fun. After all, I'm sure none of us want to be "working", so hopefully we can push this thread beyond it's limits (and posts) and make something of it. Come on people....let's make the OFST what is used to be. And I mean, none of this 85 post stuff. I'm talking 500 or more. ;p

[Lucky9teen]

I own this...

[r-q-tek86]

This page

[r-q-tek86]

Dangit!

Oh, well... off to lunch

[girlscout]

President Vincente Fox of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics.

He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

[Lucky9teen]

Damn you!!! ;p

[Lucky9teen]

Whatcha eatin?

[llevrok]

A Touching Elephant Story


In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.


He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as
he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which
the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the
man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for
several tense moments.


Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.


Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.


Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Lincoln Park Zoo in
Chicago with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure,
one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his
son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times
then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.


Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over
the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to
the elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's
legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.


Probably wasn't the same elephant.

[girlscout]

Last day on the job ...

[Lucky9teen]

This place has no soul...

[raccoonradio]

>>HOW ABOUT JUST SENDING THE WATER THERE DIRECTLY???

Reminds me of what the late Sam Kinison once said:

"It occured to me that maybe all these starving people
in the world might get fed if they'd MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!"

[Theresawithanh]

Hey, all, and happy Friday!

Many of us find Fridays stressful. Here is a way to cope:

8 step stress management

1. Picture you rself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already.

[ArGee]

Stress is what happens when your mouth says, "Sure" while your brain is screaming, "No friggin way!!!!!"

Shalom.

[SquirrelKing]

"Soul Out". Wasn't that a band back in the 80's?

[Lucky9teen]

Need a hand?

[Lucky9teen]

Thanx for the pic....I think it belongs in this thread too

[Lucretia Borgia]

The Post Master general is withdrawing this stamp. Every time some one likes it they want to change address.

[Lucky9teen]

You wanna pieth of thith? Ummm...Hmmmmm

[marine86297]

Now this is just silly?

[marine86297]

Whooo Hooo!!!!

I finally learned how to post pix.

This is my first, Ya'll better watch out now;)

[Sonora]

A woman named Jill stood up during her church's prayer

request time one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his motorcycle, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum."

The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats as she continued, "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle an have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new."

A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sunk in. Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: My name is Jim, and I have only one word for my wife, Jill. That word is:"STERNUM !"