So take the wife to a bar.
Tell her to go to the other side of the bar and you will walk up like a stranger and start flirting. Then take her back to your pad and......
yeah, spice it up a little...
We tried that once. She made me buy her drinks all night, then left with a bouncer. (Just kidding....) Fun idea.
At least buy her a drink before you take her back home!! Maybe spring for a bowl of free popcorn or peanuts, too.
What Hottieboy said.
Oh, yeah.
It helps to let the bartender in on the secret, if he knows you. Otherwise he'll call you later on, at an inopportune moment, and ask why y'all were acting like you didn't know each other.
(Or so I hear.)