Theron tipped for Anna Nicole role

The Times ^ | February 17, 2007 | James Bone

[MadIvan]

1000 years from now, archaeologists will wonder what all the fuss was about and unearth her body - they will be surprised to find two large bags of silicon and wonder what ceremonial purpose they served.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[ken5050]

and shock jock Howard Stern will play his "namesake" no doubt

[GVnana]

OMG! Anna Nicole. The Movie.

[TommyDale]

Why Not? She has so many different looks!

[MadIvan]

They're trying to turn a B-list celebrity into an A-list legend.

Won't work.

Regards, Ivan

[DungeonMaster]

A movie about NOTHING! Just like Seinfeld.

[End Times Sentinel]

I've never heard of her before, but I googled her image:

One thing I do know about though, is Miss Therzon seems to have itty bitty beanbags, and Anna Nicole didn't have no little beanbags. Color me disappointed.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[MadIvan]

Digital effects, perhaps?

Regards, Ivan

[LiteKeeper]

Why would a movie about ANS be made, much less watched?????

[TommyDale]

Inflate to 80 pounds per square inch.

[MadIvan]

I suspect part of it has to do with the fact that Hollywood has completely run out of ideas. I'm saying this after having just seen "Hannibal Rising", so perhaps I'm a bit more jaded than usual.

Regards, Ivan

[Dreagon]

They are going to have to stuff her bra with army helmets for her to pull off that role.

[GVnana]

The scary part is that Howard K. Stern is directing!

[Tallguy]

Charlize is going to have to muscle-up for that role....

It mystifies me why a talented actress would want to play the part of a scandal-mag 'celebrity'.

[nmh]

This is so incredibly sad ... a mess of a life ... anyone that met her appeared to bed her ... then her son died ... I have little doubt that she wanted to commit suicide. How could she have had any self respect or dignity when her enabling "friends" let her desire to die come true? She was a mess!

I just hope that poor little baby gets a good home AWAY from these enablers WITHOUT the money. Then the baby has a chance to be loved for who she is not what she HAS $$$$. Ideally it would be nice if she knew NOTHING about her biological mother ... no one to look up to or be an example to emulate. So sad.

I actually hope lawyer fees eat up her "estate" so the wrong reasons to want Danielynn don't happen. All this baby is now is a bundle of money to enrich someone ELSE'S life till she is of age.

[nmh]

"The scary part is that Howard K. Stern is directing!"

Are you SERIOUS?

Even after her death, he still wants to PROFIT from HER?

He's an attorney all right but didn't work. Anna supported the slouch.

[Shimmer128]

I have intentionally omitted to provide for my spouse and other heirs, including future spouses and children and other descendants now living and those hereafter born or adopted.”

I told ya, child support. Better rethink that claim. LOL!

[nmh]

You know what's especially sad about that exclusionary statement?

She felt she had NO ONE but her son Daniel.

Yeah, ole Howard was supposed to be the executor and would get some money but the nearly all went to her son. That's sad. It appears ole Howard K. Stern was just a necessary evil to carry out her wishes - he was NOT bequeathed ANYTHING other than the fee for carrying out her wishes.

It should be interesting to see who really winds up with what. They should all be ashamed of themselves ... instead they're practically crawling out of the woodwork to PROFIT from her death and be the "father" of this child.

Someone mentioned that ole Rosie, the male hating lesbian thought her SON was the father. I personally doubt that but leave it to another disturbed person to come up with that.

[Continental Soldier]

Excellent casting! One bimbo playing another!