Woman Ties Up Lover And Drinks His Blood In Bizarre Valentine's Day Act

All Headline News ^ | February 15, 2007 | Julie Farby

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Ah....Young Love! *SMIRK*

[Proud2BeRight]

I wonder if she is employed by the IRS.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

All's fair in...

[Jaysun]

Being tied down and mutilated by a young woman, then chased with a pickax, then passing out from loss of blood........ wow, I need a cold shower.

[trimom]

You would think more guys would figure this out after the incident in PA where the guy allowed the tie-up and then she glued his, um, parts.....

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Now, come on. Be honest. How many 45 year old men, that have a crack at a 23 year old are really thinking that far ahead? LOL!

[Duke Nukum]

I don't know, I have trouble decoding what's romantic. Does the pickaxe replace the strawberries and rose petals?

[CzarNicky]

So this kind of stuff ISN'T normal?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Uh....so, Bob -- how are things going with you and Tiffany?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! That was my first real belly laugh of the day. Thanks! :)

[Chickensoup]

THE WINNER.
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Now, come on. Be honest. How many 45 year old men, that have a crack at a 23 year old are really thinking that far ahead?

[Dante3]

Is Tiffany Sutton related to US Attorney Johnny Sutton who framed the two Border Guard agents?

[Apercu]

There is some juicy symbolism here...Pelosi or Hildebeast / American public.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I was thinking that, too! I'm sure some creative pics will show up eventually. :)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Thanks! I'll be here all week. Try the veal! ;)

[Chickensoup]

Thanks! I'll be here all week. Try the veal! ;)


LOL

[BenLurkin]

I was wondering if she was an astronaut.

[BenLurkin]

Photo . video at the link: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=2388500&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

[BenLurkin]

The alleged perpetrator:

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Zoykes!