First of all insults are not quips. They are insults. Slurs. Attacks on persons not ideas or things.
Secondly, I am not upset. Mac users develop thick skins because of ignorant twerps who repeatedly insult them, demonstrating the insulters total lack of refinement or civility. I am amused at your juvenile antics and am wondering when you will become an adult and begin to discuss things as an adult. It hasn't happened yet.
Thirdly, I find it funny that you are so insecure in your choice of operating system that you cannot muster logical and coherent argument to support your choice, deciding instead to spout lies about and insult people who made a different choice.
You may think you are funny, but you are not. The jokes got old years ago.
I find it amusing that you are so sensitive.
I'm not making fun of Macs, since they are PC's now they aren't really as amusing as they used to be. I'm making fun of the lack of sense of humor of Mac users who take themselves so seriously. It is like they are little clones of Steve Jobs!
You are a very amusing person! Well done!
It is almost like using a one button mouse makes a person one dimensional. Seems like a good doctoral thesis.