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1 posted on 02/14/2007 4:10:45 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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"I am Jesus Christ man," he said in front of our cameras. “The second coming of Christ."

Would Christ have a tattoo, though? I don't know. Seems kinda crazy that a savior would be pimping body art.

2 posted on 02/14/2007 4:13:55 PM PST by jdm (Democrats Take House/Senate; no Petronski... 2007 is going to be a <b>long</b> year...)
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...the founder of the "Growing in Grace Ministry" was billing himself as the second coming of Christ. However, now Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda says he's the Antichrist.

Hmmmm....you woulda thunk that Jesus and/or The AntiChrist would have got their story straight before show time.

3 posted on 02/14/2007 4:21:00 PM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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Sounds like the man is having an identity crisis.


4 posted on 02/14/2007 4:25:33 PM PST by TBP
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Get yourself a tattoo, and be a preacher too. A genuine, fundraising tv talking preacher.

Jus what we need more of. To give real spirituality a flakey image to overcome.


6 posted on 02/14/2007 4:45:04 PM PST by truth_seeker
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Walk on water and turn all the water in my swimming pool to wine.

Bye the way, I would like Château Margaux 1959.


7 posted on 02/14/2007 4:49:46 PM PST by trumandogz (Rudy G 2008: The "G" Stands For Gun Grabbing & Gay Lovin.)
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Probably at least one of these claims is incorrect.


8 posted on 02/14/2007 4:55:01 PM PST by Grut
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maybe one for your not-a-ping list


13 posted on 02/14/2007 6:52:05 PM PST by Kevmo (The first labor of Huntercles: Defeating the 3-headed RINO)
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Man Who Says He's Jesus Says He's the Antichrist

It could be John Kerry doing yet another flip flop.................
14 posted on 02/14/2007 7:00:40 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...
Ain't-schizophrenia-grand ping!


15 posted on 02/14/2007 9:32:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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And then he announced he's the father of Anna Nicole's child.


17 posted on 02/15/2007 12:19:42 AM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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ping


18 posted on 02/15/2007 6:07:50 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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You can't deny that the devil exists and claim to be the Antichrist. There's a real disconnect in this guy's brain. But that's pretty obvious aside from that...


20 posted on 02/15/2007 6:10:19 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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I am Spartacus!


26 posted on 02/15/2007 6:40:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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This is too good. He already got the Rolex and the cars, etc. claiming to be Jesus, the donations must have been dropping so now he's the Devil.


27 posted on 02/15/2007 6:42:55 AM PST by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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In other, better news, this blasphemy and false prophecy is NOT the unpardonable sin. These lost souls can still repent, so long as the Holy Spirit strives with them. Psalm 2


30 posted on 02/15/2007 7:47:31 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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"Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong."


32 posted on 02/15/2007 7:53:03 AM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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Another Fruitcake Ping

(If you want on/off this list, PM me and tune your tinfoil hat to setting 12 to receive horizontal beta rays)


34 posted on 02/15/2007 8:54:31 AM PST by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Time's 2006 Person of the Year)
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Man Who Says He's Jesus Says He's the Antichrist

Sorry, bub, that's job's already taken!


35 posted on 02/15/2007 8:59:23 AM PST by COBOL2Java ("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
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Ping! Unreal


36 posted on 02/15/2007 9:24:13 AM PST by JesusBmyGod
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Pretty sure he's a Dhimmicrat, along with this guy:

'Impaler' sinks his teeth into governor's race (Vampire running for office)
Star Tribune | January 12, 2005 | Dane Smith
Posted on 01/12/2006 10:05:01 AM EST by NYer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1556688/posts

Jonathon Sharkey on Coast-to-coast tonight (1:30am EST)
Coast-toCoast | 01/14/06 | Perdogg
Posted on 01/14/2006 8:17:16 PM EST by Perdogg
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1558259/posts


37 posted on 02/15/2007 10:12:21 AM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 15, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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