A joint message from Marty and Ron: "Go F* Yourself, San Diego"
NFL ping fodder.
That's too bad. I hereby predict the Chargers will not duplicate their 14 - 2 record and will have a bad year next season.
PING
Stupidity must be a prerequisite to owning an NFL franchise.
A coach goes 14-2 and gets fired! I know a whole host of teams that would love to be 14-2.
Maybe the Cowboys could work something out with him.
Pro football is merciless and fickle...
Go Cowboys, !!!!!
What *are* they smokin' in Sandy Eggo?
Well, it was obviously Marty's fault his defensive back was too stupid to bat down a fourth down pass.
whoa...didn't they just pick up a one year option? or am I mistaken?
I don't understand all the consternation. Schottenheimer can not win the big ones. We are talking history here, not speculation.
OK, I thought Jerry Jones was an idiot. This guy gives Marty an extension, allows both Cameron and Phillips to leave, and then- THEN decides it'd be good to start fresh. Oh, what a mess.
Maybe Phillips will do a Bill Belicheck and resign from the Cowboys before he even moves his furniture to Dallas. This whole deal is right out of "The Simpsons" This looks to me like a real dumb ass move by Spanos and Smith.
Didn't Rush attend a recent Super Bowl as a guest of Spanos? Maybe he'll have some scoop tomorrow on his show.
Just Damn...
I've got the first pick in next year's FFL draft. I can't have some new coach messing up LT's numbers...
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