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Serenade your sweetie with sausages this Valentine's Day
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Posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1
At MLB Auctions, you can purchase a visit from the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages for your significant other. The sausages will visit the intended between 1-2 p.m. on Valentine's Day at their home or work.
Bids are limited to a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee, which includes Racine County (and given that sales tax we continue to pay, it'd better). The starting bid is $650, and no bids have been placed. The package includes four club level tickets to the game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.
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KEYWORDS: infidels; milwaukee; pork; sausage; valentines; wi
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To: Rakkasan1
Is Randall Simon part of the deal?
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posted on
02/12/2007 7:48:32 PM PST
by
decal
(Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval.")
To: BunnySlippers
But the BACON OF THE MONTH CLUB...
42
posted on
02/12/2007 8:00:42 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: Rakkasan1
That is just wrong on so many levels. LOL!
43
posted on
02/12/2007 8:25:02 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Note to Hillary, Boxer and Fonda: The peas called, they want their pod back!)
To: JRios1968
I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!!
44
posted on
02/13/2007 6:00:55 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: Rakkasan1; derllak; JB in Whitefish
lol there is just so much wrong with the title of this post it's not funny.
But I'll refrain :)
45
posted on
02/13/2007 6:03:45 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
To: Junior
Nothing says I love you like a singing pork product!
46
posted on
02/13/2007 6:06:10 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: cjshapi
It does give new meaning to "I got your sausage right here, baby!"
47
posted on
02/13/2007 6:29:47 AM PST
by
Junior
(Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.)
To: Rakkasan1
I find it rather touching....but then,
I'm of Polish descent.
To: Leatherneck_MT
Lol! It all depends on how big they are. :P
Only a guy could come up with an idea like this.
*major eye roll*
49
posted on
02/13/2007 10:53:05 AM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
"Lol! It all depends on how big they are. :P "
and only a woman would come up with an answer like that LOL.
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posted on
02/13/2007 10:54:05 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
To: Leatherneck_MT
I'll be reasonable and provide the buns.... ;)
51
posted on
02/13/2007 11:03:04 AM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
................................
I'm not going there... I'm not going there.. I'm not going there lol.
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posted on
02/13/2007 11:04:26 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
To: Leatherneck_MT
53
posted on
02/13/2007 11:07:35 AM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
lol I have no desire to get kicked off the board just yet :P
54
posted on
02/13/2007 11:09:24 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
To: Leatherneck_MT
I'm innocent! I can't help that you have a dirty mind.
What have you got against my buns?
55
posted on
02/13/2007 11:14:15 AM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
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posted on
02/13/2007 11:19:20 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
To: derllak
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun..."
57
posted on
02/13/2007 11:42:57 AM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: JRios1968
Lol! Best to not encourage me, JR. It'll only get you into deep, deep trouble....:P
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posted on
02/13/2007 1:11:59 PM PST
by
derllak
To: derllak
59
posted on
02/13/2007 1:17:46 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: JRios1968
Your little man is pretty cute!
60
posted on
02/13/2007 1:27:32 PM PST
by
derllak
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