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Police in West Yarmouth said there was so much trash in 53-year-old Ann Ann Biglan's Ford Focus that some of it fell onto the gas and brake pedals causing her to lose control.

[pipecorp]

Its a ford....how do you know where the car ends and the trash begins?

[Ancient_Pistoll]

and I thought mine was bad...

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Ann Ann Biglan

Her parents stuttered?

[Huntress]

I wouldn't be surprised to hear of 5 or 6 cats scurrying from the wreckage.

[atomicpossum]

Air bags, trash bags, what's the difference?

[txroadkill]

I sure would hate to see her house

[Bahbah]

And I'm embarrassed that my floor mats aren't clean.

[dfwgator]

Sounds like Chappaquidick, only in that case the pile of trash was driving the car.

[gathersnomoss]

So my wife isn't the only female with a trashed car?

[RobRoy]

>>Biglan was charged with negligent and impeded operation of a motor vehicle, failure to use care in backing, and operating with a rejected safety inspection sticker<<

It's that sticker thing that's going to cause her to do hard time.

[Bean Counter]

I knew a guy when I was in the Navy, whose car was so nasty, there were cockroaches living in it.

His shipboard nickname was "Danky", because his personal hygiene was no better...

[Doomonyou]

I'd hate to see the inside of her house.

[Fresh Wind]

I know someone who's car is like that. His personal hygiene is about the same.

[raygun]

Silly goose. Put the transmission selector into neutral and then turn off the ignition key.

[afraidfortherepublic]

At least she didn't strew this trash all over the highway and the neighborhoods. That is a plus.

[Fierce Allegiance]

My ex-sister in laws car was like that! She had a little subaru, and blew out the suspension with all the paperwork and crap she kept in her car. It didn't help she was a heiffer, too.

[Felis_irritable]

"...Biglan drove through a post office parking space, over the curb and across a freeway.

She then hit a Ford Explorer and backed over another sidewalk before finally crashing into a flowerpot in a gas station's parking lot."

OK, repeat after me: "In situations like this, if I have an automatic, neutral is my friend. If it's a stick, the clutch is my friend. Then turn the key to off."

I'd rather pay for pranged valve springs than risk killing somebody.

[EGPWS]

Mountains of trash stuffed inside a woman's car in Cape Cod, Mass., caused the car to accelerate and crash, according to police.

SHEESH, has she discarded any boat anchors or anvils lately?

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

But the most serious charge was;

Operating a vehicle with an rejected safety inspection sticker!

OH the HUMANITY!

[03A3]

I bet Ann was so fat they had to name her twice.