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Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice (Talking Urinal Cakes? BRILLIANT!)
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| 2/11/07
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Posted on 02/11/2007 4:48:57 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge
I wonder if it will also say things such as "Damn, cut back on the asparagus!"
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posted on
02/11/2007 5:43:24 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: NormsRevenge
I would imagine that if a urinal cake talks to you, you already know you've had enough.
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posted on
02/11/2007 5:57:01 PM PST
by
fzx12345
(This tagline has been left blank unintentionally.)
To: NormsRevenge
You WOULD post a picture of that urinalist!
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:05:34 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.)
To: Mad Dawgg; mikrofon; martin_fierro
talking urinal cakes I'll add that to my list of Words I Never Thought I Would See Together.
To: NormsRevenge
How would you like to be "in position" when a laughing urinal cake goes off?
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:09:02 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(And you just *can't* walk away...)
To: Charles Henrickson
as soon as I saw the headline,,
The Swimmer came to mind..
HellO! ... HellO!!
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:13:53 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ......)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Then there's the "smart" urinal cake that responds to the user's "output":
"Gee, buddy, I hope your driving is better than your aim..."
"0.2% -- Urine trouble now!"
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:15:21 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Urinalysis, please)
To: Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; NormsRevenge
New Mexico is taking its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state.
To: martin_fierro
Someone has to come out with the Jane Fonda talking urinal cake!!!
I see a brisk business for a sharp inventor.
Hillery Urinal Cakes.
"Is that all you got shrimp?"
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:39:15 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: NormsRevenge
Will they be installing them behind the bushes and along the fence out back, as well? ;)
To: CheyennePress
they could plant some there with Jesse Jackson's voice..
Stayz Out'da Bushes!!!
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:44:25 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ......)
To: NormsRevenge
I would have thought the slogan on the cakes would be "Urine New Mexico. Don't drink and drive!"
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:51:47 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Don't be rediki... riducke...rudicki...stoopid!)
To: Theresawithanh
lol.. a variation comes to mind but I will pass on sharing it ;-)
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posted on
02/11/2007 6:54:27 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ......)
To: NormsRevenge
Thanks a lot. Now I have something to aim at.
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posted on
02/11/2007 7:02:45 PM PST
by
Defiant
(Hillary 2008: Because America needs a nude erection, not an Obama Nation.)
To: Mad Dawgg
Would they be a spin-off of the Talking Heads?
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posted on
02/11/2007 7:07:07 PM PST
by
Eccl 10:2
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
To: PJ-Comix
Inevitably they are going to come out with talking urinal cakes that sound like Richard Simmons. I just had a very bad visual and I'm trying to get it out of my head. Aaarrghh.
Maybe what they will need is customized messages that take into account individual ....proclivities...when you step up to the ceramic receptacle. Maybe a RFID button on your jeans that says, "I'm not gay, I swear. (Not that there's anything wrong with that". Then, you get a message from Brittany if you are in your 20s, or Nicole Kidman if you are in your 30s, or Heather Locklear if you are in your 40s, or Kate Jackson if you are in your 50s, etc. If you're 147, THEN you get Helen Thomas.
As you belly up, the voice says, "hey baby, show me what you got." Then it pretends to be impressed. Then, as you are doing what you went there to do, the voice can do some coaching: "that's it, right there, ooh yeah", or "slow down, not so hard, we've got all night", or some such.
Then, when it's over, it says "call me", in a pleading voice, as you zip up and scurry out the door.
This may just catch on.
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posted on
02/11/2007 7:12:53 PM PST
by
Defiant
(Hillary 2008: Because America needs a nude erection, not an Obama Nation.)
To: NormsRevenge
...brought to you by Scared Straight.
I've driven through NM just twice, about 20 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I was the only one to have used most of those restrooms in years.
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posted on
02/11/2007 8:03:46 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(I last updated my profile on Saturday, February 3, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Mad Dawgg
Is an excellent name for a rock band!
___________________________________________________________
With special guests - Pissed on Batteries
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posted on
02/11/2007 8:25:30 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Defiant
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posted on
02/11/2007 9:42:43 PM PST
by
CedarDave
(The "Mark Levin Show" live feed has the best bumper music on the net. Listen tonight!)
To: Defiant
As you belly up, the voice says, "hey baby, show me what you got." Then it pretends to be impressed. Then, as you are doing what you went there to do, the voice can do some coaching: "that's it, right there, ooh yeah", or "slow down, not so hard, we've got all night", or some such.
Cheers!
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posted on
02/11/2007 11:00:57 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
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