ROTFLOL! That's the first of the day.
Posted on 02/07/2007 9:50:43 AM PST by michigander
This thread is an opportunity for both the pro and anti Rudy factions to post their "spam" as much and as often as they see fit.
Instead of posting it on every other thread, you folks can just post a link to a specific reply on this thread or to the thread in general.
You can have him, with my blessing.
I would never do that. I follow the 11th Commandment.
ROTFLOL! That's the first of the day.
I can get called a Bushbot and a Bush hater all on the same thread.
Thanks!
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
I want to post something original. Maybe something about family values. Apples don't fall far from the tree ya know.
This will be spam next week. :-)
http://www.geocities.com/mafia_mobsters_suck/mobbed_up_mayor_of_ny_city/fbi_giuliani_sing_sing_dark_trans.gif
Harold Giuliani, the late father of Mayor Rudolph Giuliani served 18 months in prison for holding up a milkman at gunpoint in 1934, The Village Voice has reported.
According to the report, after a police officer stopped the robbery, an indictment identified Harold Giuliani, then 26, as the man who pressed a gun into the milkman's belly. But the milkman later changed his statement, saying Giuliani's accomplice wielded the pistol.
A prosecutor, Louis Capozzoli, said in court that the milkman had been told to change his story when "he was visited at about four O'Clock that morning by several people who threatened him".
Giuliani, who told a judge his name was Joseph Starrett, was charged with four felonies, and pleaded innocent. After the milkman changed his statement, Giuliani was allowed to plead guilty to just one felony. He was sentenced to two to five years and released on parole after a year and a half.
The Voice story portrayed Giuliani's father as a hot-tempered man who was quick to throw a punch and rarely held a legitimate job. In the late 1940s, he began working as a bartender at a tavern owned by his brother-in-law Leo D'Avanzo, who ran a loansharking and gambling operation out of the bar. Harold Giuliani wielded a baseball bat to collect debts owed to his brother-in-law, according to the paper.
Giuliani moved his family from Brooklyn to Long Island in 1951, and left his bartending job in the late 1950s to become a school custodian. He was eventually fired for failing to show up to work, the Voice said.
Anyone who complains about Rudy's pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gun record, should report to reeducation camp so they can learn how conservative these things really are. This camp will be modeled after clockwork orange, with eyelids pinned open for continuous movie viewing.
Today's term is "liberal seminar poster."
It was bad enough when it was spam on every page, but then it was sometimes the same spam 2 and 3 times a page!
It really would help the forum to enforce the policy.
John Kerry served in Vietnam.
I love it! It's brilliant!... LOL.
..well then I hope this helps.....
Rick (I need more syringes) Perry
Hey you forgot to bring up illegal immigration with every other word too.
That's a good idea. There are so many candidates this time around, that the number of posts and "news" items will be hugh...........
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I'm not a fan of his. FWIW, I'm going to go see him on March 16. He's the guest speaker at a fund raising dinner for the Macomb County Republican Party
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