[Slings and Arrows]

Best Adultery Song: Robert Cray - Smoking Gun

Worst Adultery song: Rupert Whatshisface - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

[Riverman94610]

OPP-Naughty by Nature
Trying to Love Two-William Bell
I Was Checking Out as She Was Checking In-Don Covay
Whos Making Love?-Johnny Taylor
Glasshouse-Temptations
Outside Woman-Bloodstone
Get Your Lie Straight-Bill Coday
Footsteps in the Dark-Isley Brothers
Chip Chip-Gene Mc Daniels
Smoky Places-Corsairs

I will think of more later.

[dfwgator]

Best Adultery Song: Robert Cray - Smoking Gun

That whole album is chock full of adultery songs. Especially "I Guess I Showed Her" and "Strong Persuader."

[grjr21]

I can't believe no one has yet to mention mentioned The Eagles Hotel California for the best.

BTW in case you didn't know before WW II a " hotel California " was a slang reference to the Motels that were just starting to be built on the new interstates and if someone wanted to say take their secretary to a long lunch where they could have plenty of privacy and not be noticed a "hotel California " was just the thing.


Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

[OSHA]

You've got to change your
evil ways... baby
Before I stop loving you.You've go to change... baby
And every word that I say, it's true.
You've got me running and hiding
All over town.
You've got me sneaking and peeping
And running you down
This can't go on...
Lord knows you got to change... baby.
When I come home... baby
My house is dark and my pots are cold
You're hanging ëround... baby
With Jean and Joan and a who knows who
I'm getting tired of waiting and fooling around
I'll find somebody, who won't make me feel like a clown
This can't go on...Lord knows you got to change

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Worst Adultery song: Rupert Whatshisface - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

No it has got to be "Hungry Heart". That is one of the few songs that my hand breaks the sound barrier stabbing for the tuner dial.