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Don't even want to think about the honeymoon.

1 posted on 01/29/2007 7:56:35 AM PST by Millee
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Here comes the bride, ping!


2 posted on 01/29/2007 7:57:11 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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"This marriage makes me whole again. My definition of marriage is different from others."

Ya think?

3 posted on 01/29/2007 7:58:19 AM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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Perhaps he should have dressed as a woman and make the cutout of a man.


4 posted on 01/29/2007 7:58:52 AM PST by Always Right
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This wife won't be enough for him either.
5 posted on 01/29/2007 7:59:10 AM PST by Shimmer128 (Non Illegitimi Carborundum)
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A Chinese man has married himself to express his "dissatisfaction with reality".

Gotta be a democrat.
6 posted on 01/29/2007 7:59:31 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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Something tells me the honeymoon was a breeze.


8 posted on 01/29/2007 8:00:16 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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Cardboard cutouts? Ewwww....


9 posted on 01/29/2007 8:01:08 AM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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If you are that ugly, the options are limited.

BTW, you doin OK?


10 posted on 01/29/2007 8:01:15 AM PST by pissant
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Something tells me he's going to have to sleep on his arm every night.


12 posted on 01/29/2007 8:03:29 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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I dont see any holes on that cardboard cutout.


14 posted on 01/29/2007 8:04:24 AM PST by wallcrawlr
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Millee!!! How the heck are ya???

The ceremony was held at a traditional courtyard packed with more than 100 guests.

Okay, who is crazier here- the guy who married himself or the more then 100 people who showed up to witness it? But it is China, so maybe they were just there for the free food.

And really, shouldn't he have made his "bride" a bit happier?? She looks ticked off that she has to marry him.

17 posted on 01/29/2007 8:05:30 AM PST by retrokitten ("Beth, bear mace that guy!!")
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Why not?


18 posted on 01/29/2007 8:07:32 AM PST by Dallas59 (HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
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Must have gotten tired of the pre-marital sex


19 posted on 01/29/2007 8:07:41 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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His wife looks flat.


21 posted on 01/29/2007 8:11:48 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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24 posted on 01/29/2007 8:12:22 AM PST by jdm
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25 posted on 01/29/2007 8:12:29 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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The stats-a-don't look so good Boss

26 posted on 01/29/2007 8:12:36 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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I say, I say, that ain't right, boy.


27 posted on 01/29/2007 8:12:39 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors." GOHUNTER08!)
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Wonder if he can claim the cut-out as a dependent on his taxes?


30 posted on 01/29/2007 8:15:42 AM PST by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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I get the funny feeling that this marriage will leave him not a bit more satisfied with reality.

I do not question his sanity (there is no question about it - he is insane). Unless his 100+ guests were also foam cutouts, it is their sanity I question.

31 posted on 01/29/2007 8:16:40 AM PST by M203M4
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