Posted on 01/27/2007 3:06:52 PM PST by groanup
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distrib uting copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third w orld Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering t he immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded, andcrushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors.< B> Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs f or decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer fromAmerica. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
If this has already been posted plese delete. Thanks.
Yeah, this email has been floating around cyberspace (in various forms) for a long time.
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream When I want you in my arms When I want you and all your charms Whenever I want you, all I have to do is Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
I would not want to hear this while Iran is still a problem.
This statement would have no effect if we withdrew,
"Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth."
Nuke Mecca and hen withdraw.
The Dems will never let us win in Iraq. We (USA) must be defeated or the Dems are toast. Pray for our victory!
Cheese eating surrender monkeys...Gutsy???
That's great, but Mecca is not in Iran. While it's not necessary to physically invade Iran to destroy it, it's nice to have options.
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It would not be great.
I hope we have permanent bases in Iraq. I hope the anti war movement is continually and constantly frustrated by ongoing American military deployments.
The email is so old that it fails to note Canada's changed tune. Canada is now quite conservative and building more support for us.
We are at war with Islamic fascism. The idea that isolationism offers even the slightest measure of a solution is ridiculous. In order to stop us from fighting this scourge the spineless isolationist and pro genocide anti war movement will have to ban the existence of the American miltiary.
As long as people can volunteer and fight for this country, they will and the war will continue no matter how stupid the polls get. The media can go from 95% negative Iraq stories to 100% negative stories. It does not matter. Islamic fascism actually is bad.
For 25 years, the US ignored Islamic attacks on our citizens. This did not stop 911. Last week we found more plans of Iraqi terrorists planning to attack here in the US.
I was leading a classroom discussion of the SOTU and a student said the President sounded paranoid about 911 as if it might happen again. That point really clarified for me what is wrong with the public. A majority of the public does not think 911 could happen again. That would be great and I suppose as long as it does not Bush's numbers will continue to drop.
No matter how much neo cons are demonized they are not worse than Islamic radicals. Eventually the nation will return to a willingness to fight. The old Clinton approach of ignoring the attacks will never work again.
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While it's true they haven't deployed any troops to Iraq, they've been quite active in killing Jihadis in Afghanistan. They've recently increased that commmitment, IIRC. They don't have all that many deployable troops, makes more sense to concentrate them in one country.
A Canadian sniper popped a Jihadi at around 1700 meters. AFAIK, that's a new record.
Canadian Naval units have also been conducting operations in support of the war on terror in the Persian Gulf and nearby waters.
I'd take Canada off list 2.
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