All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
" There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson." -Bart
BTW, one of my favorite episodes is when Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for a cool five bucks.