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1 posted on 01/26/2007 9:26:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Junior

It's nice to have a spare!


2 posted on 01/26/2007 9:27:12 AM PST by cjshapi (Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
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I did it for...Millee!


3 posted on 01/26/2007 9:28:07 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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Erect iguana faces penis trauma

You know, there are some words and phrases in the English language you never think you will see together in print. . . .

6 posted on 01/26/2007 9:30:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Erect iguana" is one of them.)
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Quickly bookmarking article before this thread dis.........


7 posted on 01/26/2007 9:31:05 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
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Every man in America now wishes he was an iguana


8 posted on 01/26/2007 9:31:07 AM PST by conservativebabe (Dear Lord, Please help Paula keep her head off the table this season. Amen)
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Are they next to each other? Above or below? lmao


9 posted on 01/26/2007 9:31:17 AM PST by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance to the will of Allah and dilligaf?)
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I wish I had two, but the one I have gets me in enough trouble.


10 posted on 01/26/2007 9:31:24 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors." GOHUNTER08!)
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That's one lizard that's been spanked too often...


12 posted on 01/26/2007 9:31:44 AM PST by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
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Anyone know a good mohel?


14 posted on 01/26/2007 9:32:26 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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It's time to drain the lizard...apparently.


16 posted on 01/26/2007 9:32:45 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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We're all doomed, I tell ya!


17 posted on 01/26/2007 9:32:47 AM PST by traditional1
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Baby Iguana's first grade book: My Daddy Has Two Peni


22 posted on 01/26/2007 9:34:36 AM PST by BossLady ("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
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may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.

Why? It's not fair!

the lizards have two penises.

Why? Is there some functional reason for this?

23 posted on 01/26/2007 9:34:57 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Can they use both at once?)
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mine was cut off Oct 8, 1983


25 posted on 01/26/2007 9:36:12 AM PST by llevrok ("Against the assult of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain)
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He obviously ignored the disclosure warnings on the TV commercials for those enhancement drugs.


28 posted on 01/26/2007 9:37:00 AM PST by TommyDale (If we don't put a stop to this global warming, we will all be dead in 10,000 years!)
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"had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago"

Must be one of those run-flat tires.


30 posted on 01/26/2007 9:37:15 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
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Did you hear about that man with five penises?

His pants fit him like a glove.

37 posted on 01/26/2007 9:42:08 AM PST by GSWarrior
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Reptile Dysfunction?




(From a NY commercial.)


42 posted on 01/26/2007 9:43:20 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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46 posted on 01/26/2007 9:47:29 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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"For my next number, I'd like to do 'Easy To Be Hard' by Three Dog Night."


49 posted on 01/26/2007 9:56:37 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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