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Erect iguana faces penis trauma
Metro.co.uk ^
| Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Posted on 01/26/2007 9:26:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.
Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: iguana; iguanapenis; napl; reptile
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To: conservativebabe
Every man in America now wishes he was an iguana Not me, I don't even want to think about the amount of trouble two would have got me in.
To: Slings and Arrows
Baby Iguana's first grade book: My Daddy Has Two Peni
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:34:36 AM PST
by
BossLady
("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
To: Slings and Arrows
may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside. Why? It's not fair!
the lizards have two penises.
Why? Is there some functional reason for this?
To: Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
Don't they grow back on Iguanas?
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:35:39 AM PST
by
Cagey
To: Slings and Arrows
mine was cut off Oct 8, 1983
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:36:12 AM PST
by
llevrok
("Against the assult of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain)
To: BossLady
Won't Barney Frank be jealous!
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:36:13 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: conservativebabe; dighton; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Every man in America now wishes he was an iguana Iguana be an iguana.
To: Slings and Arrows
He obviously ignored the disclosure warnings on the TV commercials for those enhancement drugs.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:37:00 AM PST
by
TommyDale
(If we don't put a stop to this global warming, we will all be dead in 10,000 years!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Why? Is there some functional reason for this?Ladies' Night.
To: Slings and Arrows
"had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago"
Must be one of those run-flat tires.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:37:15 AM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Why? Is there some functional reason for this? One's a spare in case the other wears out?
[BTW, all snakes and lizards pack a double-barrel. No idea why.]
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:37:53 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: llevrok
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:38:27 AM PST
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: BossLady
I'm surprised the veterinarians haven't thought of wallpapering the iguana's pen with these photos. Would clear up any erection problems in seconds...
Of course, there is the possible side-effect of insanity.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:40:21 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
To: Slings and Arrows
LMAO! Yes....add Big in front of Daddy..... :o
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:41:00 AM PST
by
BossLady
("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
To: COBOL2Java
The cure is worse than the disease!
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:41:43 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: presidio9
I've had a permanent erection more or less since I hit puberty. How old are you? I hate to tell you, but there comes a time when "more" becomes "less."
To: Slings and Arrows
Did you hear about that man with five penises?
His pants fit him like a glove.
To: cjshapi
Or, more than enough to spare...
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:42:19 AM PST
by
Junior
(Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.)
To: TommyDale
If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention:
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:42:22 AM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: COBOL2Java
Talk about shrinkage.....
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:42:33 AM PST
by
BossLady
("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
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