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Erect iguana faces penis trauma
Metro.co.uk ^
| Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Posted on 01/26/2007 9:26:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.
Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: iguana; iguanapenis; napl; reptile
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To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:42:53 AM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Reptile Dysfunction?
(From a NY commercial.)
To: GSWarrior
43
posted on
01/26/2007 9:44:48 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: GSWarrior
"Did you hear about that man with five penises?
His pants fit him like a glove."
Did you hear about the Mexican Iguana with 2 penises?
He named one Jose. He named the other Hose B.
44
posted on
01/26/2007 9:45:34 AM PST
by
bigcat32
To: Rb ver. 2.0
Arre you kidding? I'm going to call all my friends and brag about it!
45
posted on
01/26/2007 9:47:07 AM PST
by
TommyDale
(If we don't put a stop to this global warming, we will all be dead in 10,000 years!)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: PBRSTREETGANG
47
posted on
01/26/2007 9:48:39 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Charles Henrickson
Why? Is there some functional reason for this?
To: Slings and Arrows
"For my next number, I'd like to do 'Easy To Be Hard' by Three Dog Night."
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Reptile Dysfunction? RD?
50
posted on
01/26/2007 10:00:27 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: conservativebabe
"Every man in America now wishes he was an iguana"
And every woman...
must...not...get...banned
Um, are female iguanas similarly endowed??? Asking out of purely scientific curiosity, ya know. :-D
51
posted on
01/26/2007 10:01:39 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
To: Titan Magroyne
Um, are female iguanas similarly endowed??? Asking out of purely scientific curiosity, ya know. :-DNope. The plug is stereo, but the socket's mono.
52
posted on
01/26/2007 10:03:23 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Slings and Arrows
In other news from the animal kingdom, biologists in the UK have discovered that male iguanas are twice as smart as other animals. ;)
53
posted on
01/26/2007 10:08:33 AM PST
by
GoDuke
To: Slings and Arrows
Nope. The plug is stereo, but the socket's mono."Son, your old enough now. Here's your Y-Adapter."
To: COBOL2Java
55
posted on
01/26/2007 10:10:34 AM PST
by
hsmomx3
(Steelers in '08--Go BIG BEN!!!)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I wonder if (how do I say this) one works at the moment (if you know what I mean) and the other one kicks in and ........
Now I am in BIG trouble.
56
posted on
01/26/2007 10:11:54 AM PST
by
hsmomx3
(Steelers in '08--Go BIG BEN!!!)
To: cjshapi
Didja hear about the guy who had three? His pants fit him like a glove...
57
posted on
01/26/2007 10:12:10 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Alec Baldwin is not a real actor, but he plays one on TV.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance
No doubt. All of a sudden I've lost my appetite for barbecued iguana.
To: Slings and Arrows
I suspect circular cell anemia.
59
posted on
01/26/2007 10:14:02 AM PST
by
OESY
To: Hegemony Cricket
60
posted on
01/26/2007 10:14:08 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
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