Posted on 01/26/2007 1:58:55 AM PST by sully777
I developed a detailed thread topic called "Summer in January", complete with pictures of beautiful people in bathing suits, satellite photos of snow cover in the northern hemisphere, and a fascinating story about 85 inch snow drifts in Denver.
But you're not getting that thread because my computer decided to crash. Instead, you're getting a bare bones, low budget thread held together with duck tape and a prayer.
Some Weather-related definitions:
Calm -- A nil wind.
Cyclone -- The exact duplicate of cy.
Moonlighting -- The sun's other job.
Roofer -- A person who is "Shinglin' in the Rain."
Winter -- The days of shovelry.
But his hair has a new agent, and isn't making the trip.
Eddie
David
Some years ago I bought a bos'n pipe and had one of my Boatswain Mate friends on the ship teach me the different calls.
Drove the wife crazy.
...as a combover!
How can an area be a radius? =P
Square Radius.
That, I would like to see.
picky,picky,picky.......
If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.
If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck don't Crimea river.
Things Astronomers Say that Sound Dirty, but Really Aren't . . .
1) "Exactly how long is your tube?"
2) "I need a friend to help me grind this thing..."
3) "I want to get in a little naked-eye action."
4) "I want to look at Uranus?"
5) "You need a bigger unit so you can go deeper..."
6) "What's the best way to mount a Short-Tube?"
7) Reasons why smaller apertures are better...
8) Are you going to shoot the Virgin tonight?
9) She looked in awe as it rose higher and higher
10) "Mine is bigger than yours"
11) "Who says size doesn't matter?"
12) "We do it in the dark"
13)"We sometimes do it all night long"
14 EYEGASMS!
15) "I use shower caps over the end of my 6 and 10 inch..., you will need the extra large size for your 12.5 inch."
16) "Do you have your angle of the dangle correct?"
17) "I enjoy viewing heavenly bodies through my telescope...especially during showers"
18) "I love going deep ...."
9) "The deeper the better"
20) "Bigger almost always performs better"
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