Looks like one of the gavels was put someplace unpleasant.
To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
01/25/2007 12:33:07 PM PST by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
To: Lucky9teen

Every problem looks like a nail.
3 posted on
01/25/2007 12:33:47 PM PST by
Schnucki
("When a mullah calls, an undertaker is sure to follow." -- old Persian saying)
To: Lucky9teen
Look what Gramma put in her purse at the crab restaurant!
4 posted on
01/25/2007 12:34:15 PM PST by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Lucky9teen
BBBBBUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
(hey, what's that smell?)
To: Lucky9teen
Not to do the retarded a disservice by comparing them to her, but it looks like she's a little bit 'special'
6 posted on
01/25/2007 12:34:27 PM PST by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: Lucky9teen

"Uh oh...Botox reaction..."
7 posted on
01/25/2007 12:36:25 PM PST by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Lucky9teen
God help us...she's number three in line.
8 posted on
01/25/2007 12:36:34 PM PST by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: Lucky9teen

"I will now juggle these four hammers . . .
with my eyes closed!"
To: Lucky9teen
"I'll try to juggle these and hopefully my botched experimental plastic surgery will be less noticeable..."
13 posted on
01/25/2007 12:59:52 PM PST by
MonicaG
(In hoc signo vinces. The whole world will see justice done.)
To: Lucky9teen

If I had a hammer...
15 posted on
01/25/2007 1:12:48 PM PST by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: Lucky9teen
"Who's up for some midget polo?"
16 posted on
01/25/2007 1:22:56 PM PST by
Argus
To: Lucky9teen
Face...stuck...this...way...
17 posted on
01/25/2007 4:32:21 PM PST by
Theresawithanh
(Growing old isn't so bad, especially when you consider the alternative!)
To: Lucky9teen
"Which one is the salad hammer? I always forget"
18 posted on
01/25/2007 4:33:39 PM PST by
sappy
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
01/25/2007 4:35:04 PM PST by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Lucky9teen
Why won't the Imodium kick in???
20 posted on
01/26/2007 12:20:43 PM PST by
Right Cal Gal
(I wouldn't believe liberals if their tongues came notarized!)
To: Lucky9teen

"Malletheaded Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi struggles to deliver the fifth of her gavel quintuplets."
21 posted on
01/26/2007 12:22:44 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
22 posted on
01/26/2007 5:57:23 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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