Lunatic Fringe Announces Presidential Candidacy

[Delta 21]

You are just as likely to get my vote as any of the others that are out there.

At least your a Freeper.

[Dysart]

Your resume is longer than Obama's.

So true. And LF has never been associated with having attended a madrassa. I'd bet money on that too!

[Lunatic Fringe]

And LF has never been associated with having attended a madrassa. I'd bet money on that too!

That would be correct. I attended American public schools, and a public Texas university.

[IrishCatholic]

Just spit-balling here. But, should you begin your exploratory committee and start fund raising and printing flyers, you might want to rethink your marketing strategy.
For example, "Lunatic Fringe' while apt as it may be, might not fly with all demographics. I think you have Vermont in a walk and maybe New York, but Texas and most of the Midwest might shy away. So, rather than "Elect Lunatic Fringe" as a campaign button I would offer several suggestions and I encourage others to chime in.
For example:
"Elect me, I take my medication."

"Sleeps with Women" your Ward Churchill Indian name.

"Not currently under indictment, unlike the other guys"

"I keep groceries in the freezer, not 90K in cold cash"

"Will only drive up the middle with the nuclear football. No pass interceptions for me."

"Will save money by having the White House covered in all weather vinyl siding."

You get the idea. Always think of your marketing strengths and good luck on your campaign.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Could you elaborate on your plans to control the border?

[Lunatic Fringe]

I like these!

[Lunatic Fringe]

Could you elaborate on your plans to control the border?

I would ask Congress for increased spending for Border Patrol agents, equipment, and surveillance. If Congress refuses to provide me sufficient funding, then I'll use the military to defend the border and incarcerate illegal immigrants.

Congress will NOT play politics with our nation's defense!

[Vor Lady]

What party are going to run for? The Common Sense party?

[Vor Lady]

That should say what party are YOU going to run for....

[llevrok]

What's your opinion on the price of saltines?

[HOTTIEBOY]

I will get started on the T-shirts....

[Boston Blackie]

We don't need no stinkin' papers

[RightWhale]

We don't want to hear what a Presidential candidate will do except he will listen to us and do what we say if he should win the election

[Grizzled Bear]

What is your opinion on the voting rights of Ducks?
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More importantly; do you support the right to arm bears?

[Grizzled Bear]

Whoa! Now that's a nice cabinet!

[MonicaG]

I would totally vote for you! And when you win your 2nd term, since you did such an insanely awesome job in your first, can you please eliminate the Dept. of Health and Human Services? And the Ministry of Truth i mean the Department of Education? You have my gratitude.