1 posted on
01/07/2007 5:46:53 PM PST by
SandRat
To: SandRat
Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Is it because I'm white?
Don't do this. It always pisses them off regardless of their race.
2 posted on
01/07/2007 5:51:34 PM PST by
Jaysun
(I've never paid for sex in my life. And that's really pissed off a lot of prostitutes.)
To: SandRat
Gee, officer. I only had tee martwoniees!
3 posted on
01/07/2007 5:52:42 PM PST by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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