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Funny post from the Texas board about the Boise State game...
Scout.com ^ | 1/2/07 | me

Posted on 01/02/2007 4:32:43 PM PST by Nachum

To describe the lapses in ordinary playcalling in the Fiesta Bowl football game on Monday night as constituting an outrageous injustice is an understatement. Since defensive preparation is a conference responsibility as opposed to an individual institutional responsibility, we must look to you to launch a vigorous effort to correct the situation.

On behalf of the University of Oklahoma, I ask that you as Big 12 Commissioner take the following actions:

- First, seek an apology from Boise State's coaches for running grossly unusual offensive plays without telling us what they were doing beforehand.

- Second, since institutions, players, and coaches are held responsible by conferences and the NCAA for their actions, those who executed the plays should also be held responsible. At the very least, those found responsible for lateraling the ball on the hook-and-ladder play and the guy who hid the ball behind his back on the Statue of Liberty play in the closing minutes of the game should be suspended from the NFL draft.

- Third, it is my understanding that Boise State has a rule that they will only use legal plays in games with other teams in bowl games. In light of what happened Monday, Oklahoma should request that Boise State change its rule to assure they will only use plays that we know they are going to use.

- Fourth, the Big 12 should request that the game should not go into the record books as a win or loss by either team in light of the level of sneakiness in Boise State's playbook.

- Fifth, the Big 12 should place on the appropriate agendas of NCAA meetings and meetings of the conference commissioners a discussion of how such "trick plays" should be executed.

Since the University of Oklahoma is required by conference sportsmanship rules to limit their comments in situations like this, we must look to you as the commissioner of the Big 12 Conference to vigorously demand that our teams not be subjected to such underhanded tomfoolery and creative chicanery on the gridiron.

It is truly sad and deeply disappointing that members of our football team should be deprived of the outcome of the game that they deserved because of an inexcusable breakdown in the Sooners' ability to stop opponents from such uncalled-for nonsense as lateraling to another player and hiding the ball behind their backs.

In closing, waaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sincerely,
David L. Boren
President, The University of Oklahoma


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: boise; funny; state; texas
The funniest thing I've read in a long time...
1 posted on 01/02/2007 4:32:45 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

That game was a blast. I haven't enjoyed a game that much in ages. I love that Zabransky guy, too. He looked like he was having fun.

Poor Stoops. He looked stupefied.


2 posted on 01/02/2007 4:35:56 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Nachum

Ha ha! That's great, thanks!

Sort of the text equivalent of the look on Bob Stoops' face on a couple of occasions last night!


3 posted on 01/02/2007 4:37:12 PM PST by JennysCool (Well done, President Ford.)
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To: Nachum
Good read.

I sat and watched that whole game. I'm glad I did.

The only words that would emanate from my mouth for the final 2 minutes were, "Holy crap. Holeeeee crap."

Best football game I've ever seen.

4 posted on 01/02/2007 4:41:49 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
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To: Nachum

Anyone else see the "Freeze Play" in the Gator Bowl?


5 posted on 01/02/2007 4:47:22 PM PST by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Right Wing Assault
He looked like he was having fun.

The whole team looked that way.

Refreshing for a change, huh?

6 posted on 01/02/2007 4:55:02 PM PST by llevrok (I don't know where I am going until I get there.)
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To: MikefromOhio

"David Boron writes to the Big 12" ping


7 posted on 01/02/2007 4:56:04 PM PST by indcons (Fellow FReepers - Best Wishes for 2007.)
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To: Nachum
My team lost and I still think it's the best football I've seen since Roger Staubach's senior year at Navy.

Hats off to Boise State. They were determined and played their hearts out.

8 posted on 01/02/2007 5:19:20 PM PST by battlegearboat
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To: llevrok

They don't call it the wacky WAC for nothing!


9 posted on 01/02/2007 5:25:30 PM PST by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Nachum
The funniest thing I've read in a long time...

That is hilarious.

10 posted on 01/02/2007 8:37:27 PM PST by NoCurrentFreeperByThatName (You lie, cheat and steal.)
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To: Nachum
If my friend Walter Ellis of OU had not died a couple of years ago, that game would have killed the dear old fellow!
11 posted on 01/02/2007 8:41:47 PM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (FReepers - We put the gin back in bloggin’.)
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