Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
There are a few hotheads who haven't got a clue. It's like you're not allowed to have an opinion different from theirs. I've seen a couple of people get their panties in a wad because they didn't like my post and they never want to let it go. I have to bite my tongue sometimes.
Me too.
He's gonna get pummelled by an apple? This I gotta see!
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
How do you know they can't? You never jumped! hehehehehe. :P
*ouch*
Oh!
This apple had a wicked right hook!lol!
The Thanksgiving Turkey bayed at the moon
The Thanksgiving Turkey was nuts as a loon
All night he shivered, tucked in his bed
All night things whispered, 'off with his head'.
Despondent the turkey fled from the farm.
He hid in his lair, plotting some harm.
Insanely he laughed at the crack of dawn.
The neighbors would find them, spread on the lawn...
Just for the record, I'm not talking about anyone in DD. Everyone is wonderful here. DDers are the sweetest people. I just wish I could catch up with them all more often.
What's he on about?
Oh, Darks, I'll never eat turkey again! How much do I owe you?
Oh, this wasn't anybody from DD, in fact; I don't think they've ever been to DD or any of the other daily threads.
Sorry Null, you ran head first into that one. That's gotta be one sore skull, Null.
Nuthin'.
And Derly asked me to write a Turkey poem way back in November.
I did write one, but I stashed it somewhere and currently have no clue what I did with it.
*Fuming*
So that was done off the top of my head.
You didn't know a pippin is an apple?
'tay!
That was very good, Darks! Maybe I can sell that to Hallmark to put in their cards.....
Had a senior moment but I got over it, I didn't know until a couple of years ago that there was a "pippin" apple.
Why did you become a pippin? Are you sweet and crunchy?
Hallmark would look at that and go, "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?"
Or some odd alien ideogram in a thought balloon would show up..
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