Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
You're just a little troublemaker, aren't you Darks. Beware of the incoming garden gnome missile. You won't know when or where, but it's coming for you. :P
Swinging the salami...
Heat seaking gnome missile?
Sounds like he's cold and lonely.
*Lights up flamethrower*
Lol! I think all you guys should do a little pole dance for us girls. I'm sure you all could use a few extra bucks. No garden gnomes allowed though, Darks....sorry.
Dunno. I'm not Polish, how about you. Darks?
Strategically placed gnomes are verboten, got it.
Reverse zombie spin coming up.
The Punk Polka By Weird Al Yankovic
Push a razor blade into your nose,
Whip your partner with a rubber hose,
Spit at the band, cause that's the way it goes...
Do the Punk Polka!
Drink a little beer and drink a little scotch,
Turn around and kick your neighbor in the crotch,
It's no fun if you just sit and watch...
Do the Punk Polka!
Jump, jump, jump, jump up and down in place,
Jab a safety pin into your face,
Excuse me while I teach the human race...
to do the Punk Polka!
Nothing but death, Nothing but death, Nothing but death and destruction!
Bad breath, armpits, terminal acne, Nothing but death for me!
If I find I've had too much to drink,
I will go and vomit in the sink,
I feel just like the missing link...
When I do the Punk Polka!
Jump, jump, jump, jump up and down in place,
Jab a safety pin into your face,
Excuse me while I teach the human race...
to do the Punk Polkaaaaaaaaa!
Okay, ya got me.
I can't actually DO any kind of spin.
I end up on my face.
Or worse.
Darks?
That was painful, Nully. I owe you one.....bad joke that is.
I think I hear Darks singing outside my kitchen window. Either that or it's a frog.
Anne of DC, it was my pseudo screenname until I got a troll off my back.
And the plot thickens!
Oh, don't be shy, Darks! Nully will show you the moves. You should see him do those high kicks in his tutu.
And I sing too!
...just like a big ole crow in a tree. Caw! Caw!
I can use my old name for you!
COUNT DARKULA!
I know, fits too.
You had a troll after you? Darks needs to have a little talk with his friends.....
The troll was persistant enough that even I couldn't put the fear in him.
So when she vanished, he got bored and left.
Hey, I just noticed you two changed your taglines. Darks, you better not be talking about me!
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