Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Hi gran -- I will be waiting to hear good news from your doc.
I do not worry, you are a good hearted wench. And your character has always been above reproach since we started abducting the wimmin on my pirate ship for sale to Pashas and Sheiks.
And your service as a chaperone(ahem) on the nights at the ballets with my chosen charmers.
Long and faithful service as my companion as I sought to become a priest in the temple of Aphrodite.
The list goes on and on --- but in no way can I blame you for the unbroken record of failure.
The contest you suggest intrigues me O wily one - perhaps I could be the prize should the winner be a lady and your autographed thong for a lucky lusty lad.
See you later.
I thinking more of the ordnance. I can handle Fung Shui, I know Fung Shui - Fung Shui was a friend of mine. That little sissy toy is no Fung Shui. :)
You'd think I'd be used to everybody flying off in different directions by now. It's like bumper cars in here sometimes with everybody driving like a maniac. Then here I come puttering along in the slow lane....hard to keep up with you Sunday drivers. :)
What a great story. Not funny at the time though.
Did you see post #2781 wherein a job offer of boundless opportunities was made to lovely lass with only a minumum of labor involved?
I don't know, Cardy. Sounds like there might be a lot of manure involved.... :P
Afternoon!
You don´t trust me? --- lol
And none of this oddness is in any way my fault today.
Gran told me to be wary of you Cardy. Maybe it's because she wants you all to herself. Very clever, that Gran!
Yes it is! Curse you, Darkie, I knew you had to be lurking around!
Drats!
Well, at least it wasn't "Apocalypse Pony".
(Robot Chicken skit on Youtube.)
Yes, I can see you underneath your invisible cloak, Darks.
Forget to was your skivvies today? :)
What skivvies, where?
The ones on your head....:P
LadyJ, are you feeling old today or are you picking on poor Gran again?
Oh, those?
Umm... I dunno how they got there, honest!
I can.. explain.. everything..
Umm..
*runs off*
*runs off....flashing cheeks as he streaks by*
Those babies are redder than a stop light, Darks! Who's been
spanking you? I'll bet it was Gran. :)
Shel Silverstein
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