Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Now the shotgun.
*Pondering*........did they ever catch the Green River Killer?
*Getting nervous*
Yeah...they did. He impersonated a cop. Men are the ones who cause all the trouble. Women are here to serve and protect......unless you really tick them off somehow. :)
One word.
Hillary.
Case closed.
:-)
See ya tomorrow.
Nitey, Nite....don't let the sharks bite! :P
And now I'm off.
I gotta go get some sleep. I'm about to pass out on the keyboard. Night y'all.
He is being badgered by someone twice his height, 3 or 4 times his weight, and who has total control over his life, when and what he eats, when he sleeps, and they make him go to the bathroom. This is a very weak, powerless and scary place to be. He doesn't have the best language skills, and is a little hazy on the concepts of cause and effect, the laws of physics, and normal adult behavior. His relationship with 'reality' is a little iffy, too.
No matter what answer he gives it isn't quite enough to appease the angry monster grilling him. He loses this round. But after enough times on the hotseat, he finally figures out that screaming "I don't KNOW" and bursting into tears at least stops the attack. He's off the hook, but still feels like he's been beaten.
Nobody likes being a loser.
He can't win, but he can even the score a bit.
When he wants to know something, he can give the adult a taste of her own medicine, and not accept her answers either, and drive her frantic with Why? Why? Why?
Payback's a bitch...
'night Sweet. Sweet dreams...
Ummmmmmmm, not on a pubic public forum.
G'night, sweets! Hope to see you soon! :)
Hey, Null, I think you may be onto something there! Hmmmm......
It's so nice to see the little light bulb pop on...
Lol! It does that once in awhile.... :P
'specially on a Dalek...
You are familiar with my species?
I look fat in that picture. Not flattering in the least. Look at those huge thighs! Yuck!
Good Morning Nully!
I will forgive you for that slander upon the sweet grannie, and for myself, I am always willing to turn your other cheek. :)
But, do not take poor Nully to task for his apparent passivity in the face the bartered bride. Apart from taking notes – which I must say is an excellent idea for him. He has performed a singular service for us, in that he has constructed a piece of furniture for the cozy exercise room I am planning to build in the basement of that charming house that gran found for us.
He was chosen because he is known to have an inventive mind, a dungeon, and some engineering skill. But, as you can see by the result he lacks somewhat of the decorator’s art.
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I will explain to him that I am planning to opening a health club and our clients come in all sizes not just the svelte and trim but also those of Gran´s generous proportions.
To be fair to him I did suggest it should be a comfortable chair for a lady, and that he could use your measurements to make his template. Thus, from his working drawings we were able to define your dress size. Good thinking gran, you do have your moments of lucidity.
Now, if I left the choice of material up to Derly she would no doubt choose something with cute floppy eared bunnies. Gun toting LJ would grasp the possibilities, but I am afraid she would, up armor it and favor something with steel spikes.
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Don’t you agree Sweets? Now, we must get together to discuss that wonderful birthday treat you are planning for yourself and how I can help you make your dreams come true.
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