It is hard to find a woman that wants to go out and wrassle alligators, I don't understand. ;)
Did I kill it again, dang you mention alligators and everyone leaves.
Geez, man, you're doing better than I...
I'd think the ladies would like a guy who takes on gators...8^)
Nobody, and I mean nobody, in their right mind wants to think about dating a *nix hack (and to top it off, let me state that I'm 6'2, 255--obviously a big guy) with all the charisma of a plastic toy...8^)
I'm not trying to suggest anything untoward but, just maybe, you two have a lot in common...
LOL Fortunately, it's not to hard to find one who can cook them.