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What this country needs is...

Posted on 12/28/2006 11:58:17 AM PST by seanmerc

A new Helen Thomas thread!!!


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: clintonwouldhitit; derschlick; helenthomas; hotnewsbabe; pillowtalk; sheishot; unnngh; yummy
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1 posted on 12/28/2006 11:58:19 AM PST by seanmerc
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IBTZ


2 posted on 12/28/2006 11:58:49 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
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IBTZ.


3 posted on 12/28/2006 11:59:03 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
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4 posted on 12/28/2006 11:59:32 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: seanmerc
What this country needs is...


5 posted on 12/28/2006 11:59:47 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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That's quite a stretch, Izzy......


6 posted on 12/28/2006 12:00:19 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
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And an improvement, yes?


7 posted on 12/28/2006 12:00:45 PM PST by seanmerc
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...are fewer, or no liberals...

Oh, wait...This wasn't a fill in the blank question???

I should have read futher...

Stupid Steve!!! Stupid!!!


8 posted on 12/28/2006 12:00:56 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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Actually I should have said ugly liberals...

We need pictures of attractive conservatives!!! Real conservatives!!!


9 posted on 12/28/2006 12:01:45 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: seanmerc

A marked improvement


10 posted on 12/28/2006 12:01:58 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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Even Chuck Norris gets sick to his stomach when he looks at Helen!


11 posted on 12/28/2006 12:02:04 PM PST by YouPosting2Me (My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
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Everyone has their limits...


12 posted on 12/28/2006 12:03:05 PM PST by seanmerc
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Helen Thomas used to be very good looking...but she made a fatal mistake while interviewing Chuck Norris, which forced him to give her a roundhouse kick to the face, and...well...


13 posted on 12/28/2006 12:03:16 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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I'm worried about you--when was Helen Thomas "very good looking?"


14 posted on 12/28/2006 12:04:16 PM PST by seanmerc
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Cialis has hired Helen as a solution to "...lasting more than 4 hours, see Helen".
15 posted on 12/28/2006 12:04:39 PM PST by YouPosting2Me (My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
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This country needs a Helen Thomas thread like someone needs a boil in the crease of their buttocks.


16 posted on 12/28/2006 12:05:05 PM PST by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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Behold, Helen Thomas' and John Kerry's love child.

17 posted on 12/28/2006 12:05:12 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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when was Helen Thomas "very good looking?"

3 million years ago

18 posted on 12/28/2006 12:05:23 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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Helen has been upset ever since that house landed on her sister.
19 posted on 12/28/2006 12:06:19 PM PST by YouPosting2Me (My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
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Antidote!




20 posted on 12/28/2006 12:07:02 PM PST by Spruce
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