Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I like to sit in the cabin and punch buttons at random.

After the first couple of times they disconnected my control board. They can be such stick in the muds!

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Right. Sure. ;o]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They practically glow in the dark.

[Darksheare]

Being teleported by the working teleporters from the shower to somebody's livingroom without so much as a how-do-you-do was rather... active and envigorating.
Almost as bad as someone running water on you.

[Monkey Face]

How did Bunitty take your absence? Did he drag in any carcasses?

[Tulsa Brian]

That's good! :-P

[Soaring Feather]

These the Birds who keep unplugging you??

[Darksheare]

Well, yes.
And lughing hot cocoa out your nose.
Seems that happens often in my presence.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Well... The guy that was parking in my space seems to have vanished with out a trace. I think The Bunitty has taken to eating the bones.

(Either that or his car got towed)

[Monkey Face]

I wouldn't be foolish enough to drink anything if you were within hailing distance and I was at the keyboard...! It's bad enough being 3,000 miles apart! LOL!

[NicknamedBob]

Your TeleFRAG would make a good Orion engine.

I think I said that before. Anyway, I've been hoping for something a bit more elegant.

Besides, 1800 years to Alpha Centauri is not all that helpful.


I'd think no fireworks would be necessary if we use a few Shuttle/Thruster engines. The rocket exhaust should be visible for about five miles. From each one.

[Soaring Feather]

Click..........

[Monkey Face]

The first option sounds much more exciting. But then, folks who have their cars towed may think differently about the Fun Factor.

[Darksheare]

Well, yes.
But I'm certain I'd come wandering in at about the same time you sipped something.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Being teleported by the working teleporters from the shower to somebody's livingroom without so much as a how-do-you-do was rather... active and envigorating.

That was not random Darks. We needed some first hand evidence to settle a bet. :)

[Darksheare]

True, the mass to energy conversion is fairly close to 100 percent.
But, it's rather violent.
We shall see what happens with the experimental runabout.
If it ends up by Jupiter in less than three months, great.
If it ends up by Jupiter in many pieces in under three months, oops.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It is!! :-P

[Soaring Feather]

Here we go, everyone ready to leave Mars orbit??

[Darksheare]

I'm afraid to ask what bet that was.
(Darks fell into the fax maxhine?)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

;)