Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

Well, The Adamms Family did have a more authentic feel to it than The Munsters.

1,421 posted on 01/10/2007 4:02:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)

No, I was talking about the real Moses' wife.

1,422 posted on 01/10/2007 4:03:22 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)

1,423 posted on 01/10/2007 4:03:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)

"You only remember Moses' wife because you tried to date her!

That was in the days before Brylcreem. She liked my then-curly hair.

1,424 posted on 01/10/2007 4:05:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)

To: sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; clamper1797; Darkchylde; Darksheare; ...

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper? Groceries are heavier?
And, everything is farther away? Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become!

This extension work was apparently done at night!!

Very sneaky stuff..

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the youngsters.

They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face!

What do they think I am, a lip reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection .Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them..
All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as 'extra large? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? Hey! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on
-- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were.
(They must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh?

1,425 posted on 01/10/2007 4:07:56 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

LOL!

I need to watch more TCM!! Thanks for the correction!

1,426 posted on 01/10/2007 4:09:24 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

To: NicknamedBob

I knew there had to be something she liked. After all, you hadn't invented the computer yet, so she couldn't read your sci-fi.

1,427 posted on 01/10/2007 4:11:15 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

1,428 posted on 01/10/2007 4:11:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Save it and read it again in 10 years. Then in 10 more years. See how true it is! LOL!

1,429 posted on 01/10/2007 4:12:56 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

Save it and read it again in 10 years. Then in 10 more years. See how true it is! LOL!

And keep increasing the font size? ;)

1,430 posted on 01/10/2007 4:15:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)

"... you hadn't invented the computer yet, so she couldn't read your sci-fi."

Are you kidding? My papyrus about a boat that could go upstream on the Nile had them all agog!

1,431 posted on 01/10/2007 4:16:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Of course! Whatever it takes!

1,432 posted on 01/10/2007 4:18:58 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

To: NicknamedBob

LOL!

But were you POPular? ...Oh. Wait. Never mind. I'm reading one of your books...yah. Got it.

I'll try not to question your abilities...much.

1,433 posted on 01/10/2007 4:20:59 PM PST by Monkey Face ( ...Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude... Wm. James)

1,434 posted on 01/10/2007 4:23:12 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)

To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

Escort duty ... I'll be back.

1,435 posted on 01/10/2007 4:24:02 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My tuner doesn't have good taste the way it used to!)

They are in my house too!

Changing all the type on my prescriptions, so I can't read the phone number to re-order.

They replace my steps with higher ones that look exactly like the old ones.

And they've gotten to my son.... he never speaks anymore, he just mumbles.

Hi Sis!

1,436 posted on 01/10/2007 4:24:19 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

1,437 posted on 01/10/2007 4:24:56 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

Hi Monkey Face! LOL

I'll never tell. ;)

1,438 posted on 01/10/2007 4:27:27 PM PST by Soaring Feather (I Soar, cause I can....)

To: Soaring Feather

Hi Feather!

What won't you tell?........

1,439 posted on 01/10/2007 4:28:03 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

1,440 posted on 01/10/2007 4:28:58 PM PST by HKMk23 (PRO-LIFE: Because a Person's a Person, no matter how small.)

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