(Vanity) New, Improved Political Limerick 12-22-2006, Now with Spell Check

grey_whiskers ^ | 12-22-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

I don't know what took him so long
Duke rape charges dropped by Nifong
"He'd show them who's boss..."
Though they played lacrosse--
and though he was just totally wrong.

[grey_whiskers]

Sometimes I am chagrined that prosecutors have absolute immunity.

OTOH, if they were subject to constant barrages of lawsuits from anyone they charged, it would be almost impossible to convict *anybody*.

NO cheers, unfortunately.

[rlmorel]

There once was a man named Nifong
Who banged on a race baited gong
He nailed his own jewels
By breaking the rules
He'll bunk with a guy named "Big Dong"

[grey_whiskers]

Excellent poetry!