Posted on 12/22/2006 4:04:25 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Men Are Just Happier People...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
If men are so happy, then why did they make Three Movies about Grumpy Old Men? ;-)
It's true, all true.
We are low maintenance and we don't squeal.
First time for me. That's funny. That made my day, thanks.
"If men are so happy, then why did they make Three Movies about Grumpy Old Men?"
They didn't want to rile the feminazis by using the original script: "Grumpy Old Women."
Man BUMP! Bring on the steak, poker chips, and beer!
Those were hybrid liberal men who do tend to be grumpy and smell bad too.
:-)
Unless you have man boobs which way too many of you do. Yes, even though you think you don't
That's all in my past. Now I'm ahead of the game and take my time -- Dec. 22 or 23, and spend at least 45 min.
"You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park."
Women can, too, and this horrible rumor of saying they can't is ruining my life!
First Time I've seen it too....and I'm green with envy! :)
Rolls eyes, by the way you duck so fast, tells me that you know better than to interrupt your wife when she is mowing the lawn ..ha!
Isn't there some way I can prove this statement to be wrong? ; )
LOL...what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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