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To: AmericanMade1776
Well I have a new years resolution.

It is to stop walking to the door and screaming at my wife to quit mowing the lawn and bring me a beer.
The ice box is 5 steps closer.:)

ducking
14 posted on 12/22/2006 4:15:57 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Rolls eyes, by the way you duck so fast, tells me that you know better than to interrupt your wife when she is mowing the lawn ..ha!


15 posted on 12/22/2006 4:17:44 PM PST by AmericanMade1776 (Democrats don't have a plan)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

LOL...what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


20 posted on 12/22/2006 4:23:57 PM PST by patton (Sanctimony frequently reaps its own reward.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

"The ice box is 5 steps closer.:)"

I've got one in the living room. Next to the TV. (Long story)


21 posted on 12/22/2006 4:24:13 PM PST by DugwayDuke (Conservative have so many principles that they won't even vote for themselves.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
It is to stop walking to the door and screaming at my wife to quit mowing the lawn and bring me a beer.

I know the feeling, my X wife almost had an accident once when she left the mower running to expedite taking care of my needs while watching "Victory at Sea".

Well no harm done except a freshly planted Black Walnut Tree had to start it's growing process all over again....

I didn't even miss the commercials for after she got me my brewsky, gave me a peck on the cheek, and petted the dog she finished the lawn and took a shower to wash off the sweat and went to buy a spade shovel and a new tree.

I never could understand why she left unannounced one day however....

24 posted on 12/22/2006 4:35:23 PM PST by EGPWS
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