Now that's funny!
Posted on 12/22/2006 4:04:25 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran
No, I look at the couch, so I don't sit on the dog, I look on the car seat, so I don't sit on the seat belt, I look at the toilet, so my butt doesn't get wet.
It can't be that hard to look. Guess it is a girl thing not to look.
Why can't women do that?
Hard to disprove the truth ;)
Somebody shops more upscale than I...of course, the way I produce those unsightly hashmarks I suppose it's understandable that I shop the way I do...
Y'now, when I was married, I used to wake up grumpy...
but sometimes I'd just let 'im sleep!
Here is a song you may enjoy.
Artist/Band: Outlaws, The
Lyrics for Song: Put Another Log on the Fire - Tompall Glaser
Lyrics for Album: Wanted!
Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.
So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
Merry Christmas my FRiend and now go put another log on the fire. LOL!
Problem around here is that grumpy is always the first one awake. Then makes enough noise to wake up everyone else.
And we're not given to pettiness as evinced by the list above.
I could at least duck, and hide in a crease in the ground.
You're welcome.
We don't look so that we can help you keep up your pretense.
;-p
I don't know if you saw this one, but would apprexiate your insights on this one. ;)
Now that's funny!
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