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"American Pie" actress turns herself in - she threatened to "sexually molest neighbor's dog"
Reuters ^ | Fri Dec 15, 2006 | Jeanne King

Posted on 12/15/2006 3:02:50 PM PST by DogByte6RER

"American Pie" actress turns herself in at NY court

Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:40 PM ET

By Jeanne King

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.

A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.

The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Lyonne pleaded guilty in 2002 to driving under the influence of alcohol in Miami. She was fined, sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours community service.

(Excerpt) Read more at today.reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: americanpie; animalabuse; freak; hollyweird; natashalyonne; pets
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It's been said that fame is a b-tch. In this case, I think this American Pie actress has become a b-tch, literally!

Give that girl a dog biscuit. Woof!

1 posted on 12/15/2006 3:02:52 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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Natasha, call me for a hot date. (976) WOLF-MAN Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
2 posted on 12/15/2006 3:05:10 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Drugs?


3 posted on 12/15/2006 3:05:51 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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Shades of Katherine Earle?
Yikes!
4 posted on 12/15/2006 3:06:32 PM PST by Darksheare ("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
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sexually molest her former neighbor's dog

Hmmmm... In Mass, and now N.J., there'd be a shotgun wedding between her and the dog if she did this. All "marriages" are now valid!

5 posted on 12/15/2006 3:06:41 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Gratuitous Beaver Shot:

6 posted on 12/15/2006 3:07:27 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

She's on crack or meth.

7 posted on 12/15/2006 3:08:37 PM PST by Lazamataz (That's the spirit.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Yet neo-Nazi neighbors can threaten to start a "race war," and the law won't do anything about that except to punish anyone who smacks them for it. ...interesting times we're living in.


8 posted on 12/15/2006 3:09:02 PM PST by familyop
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To: cripplecreek

If love is the drug, then I think she must have PUPPY LOVE!


9 posted on 12/15/2006 3:09:45 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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10 posted on 12/15/2006 3:17:26 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I'm so glad we've solved all the world's problems and can get the law on someone for verbally abusing an animal.


11 posted on 12/15/2006 3:17:29 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
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In New Jersey, she could now get a "civil union" with the dog (sex deviates are welcome there, now, too)


12 posted on 12/15/2006 3:19:56 PM PST by traditional1
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Somebody turn a hose on this woman, quick!


13 posted on 12/15/2006 3:28:44 PM PST by Bronzewound
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To: Lazamataz

Oh come on, Laz. You mean to tell me that you never ran into a stranger's home and attempted to rape their pet?


14 posted on 12/15/2006 3:31:15 PM PST by Hi Heels (Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on the TV?)
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To: Darksheare

How do you remember these things????


15 posted on 12/15/2006 3:33:36 PM PST by Hi Heels (Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on the TV?)
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Umm.. I dunno.
*Looks shocked, scared, screams, and then is whisked away into the chasm*

I have it bookmarked due to a deplorable story short I co-wrote having started in that thread.


16 posted on 12/15/2006 3:36:28 PM PST by Darksheare ("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
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To: cripplecreek

dogs will hunt...


17 posted on 12/15/2006 3:51:53 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: DogByte6RER
Pictures?

18 posted on 12/15/2006 3:52:55 PM PST by cbkaty (I may not always post...but I am always here......)
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To: DogByte6RER

Um, this one time at band camp...
There was this guy...
and HE had a dog too...


19 posted on 12/15/2006 3:53:13 PM PST by GRRRRR ( What's Next? -Da Bears - 186 Da B u c s....-52)
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I just read your tagline, and in light of reading the article, it just seemed really funny.


20 posted on 12/15/2006 4:29:17 PM PST by Darksheare ("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
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