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"American Pie" actress turns herself in - she threatened to "sexually molest neighbor's dog"
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| Fri Dec 15, 2006
| Jeanne King
Posted on 12/15/2006 3:02:50 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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It's been said that fame is a b-tch. In this case, I think this American Pie actress has become a b-tch, literally!
Give that girl a dog biscuit. Woof!
To: DogByte6RER
Natasha, call me for a hot date. (976) WOLF-MAN
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:05:10 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:05:51 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:06:32 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
To: DogByte6RER
sexually molest her former neighbor's dog Hmmmm... In Mass, and now N.J., there'd be a shotgun wedding between her and the dog if she did this. All "marriages" are now valid!
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:06:41 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: DogByte6RER
Gratuitous Beaver Shot:
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:07:27 PM PST
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: DogByte6RER
In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." She's on crack or meth.
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:08:37 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(That's the spirit.)
To: DogByte6RER
Yet neo-Nazi neighbors can threaten to start a "race war," and the law won't do anything about that except to punish anyone who smacks them for it. ...interesting times we're living in.
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:09:02 PM PST
by
familyop
To: cripplecreek
If love is the drug, then I think she must have PUPPY LOVE!
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:09:45 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:17:26 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: DogByte6RER
I'm so glad we've solved all the world's problems and can get the law on someone for verbally abusing an animal.
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:17:29 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Immigration is to Illegal Immigration what Birth is to Abortion.)
To: DogByte6RER
In New Jersey, she could now get a "civil union" with the dog (sex deviates are welcome there, now, too)
To: traditional1
Somebody turn a hose on this woman, quick!
To: Lazamataz
Oh come on, Laz. You mean to tell me that you never ran into a stranger's home and attempted to rape their pet?
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:31:15 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on the TV?)
To: Darksheare
How do you remember these things????
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:33:36 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on the TV?)
To: Hi Heels
Umm.. I dunno.
*Looks shocked, scared, screams, and then is whisked away into the chasm*
I have it bookmarked due to a deplorable story short I co-wrote having started in that thread.
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:36:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:51:53 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: DogByte6RER
Pictures?
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:52:55 PM PST
by
cbkaty
(I may not always post...but I am always here......)
To: DogByte6RER
Um, this one time at band camp...
There was this guy...
and HE had a dog too...
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posted on
12/15/2006 3:53:13 PM PST
by
GRRRRR
( What's Next? -Da Bears - 186 Da B u c s....-52)
To: GRRRRR
I just read your tagline, and in light of reading the article, it just seemed really funny.
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posted on
12/15/2006 4:29:17 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("I fear your smile and the promise it hides." See, she LOVES me!)
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