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Plastic Surgeon Offers Free Services (to Britney Spears)
kirotv ^ | 12/08/2006 | kiro7

Posted on 12/08/2006 1:24:46 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY

A New York City plastic surgeon is offering a free tummy tuck to Spears. Dr. Brad Jacobs said all the recent photos of the pop-star out on the town showed that her 25-year-old body was showing signs of having two children and not working out.

Dr. Jacobs said in one photo of Spears getting out of a car with no underwear "everyone was looking somewhere else but I saw the scar from her C-section."

Jacobs said he's a big fan of Spears and remembers when she was famous for her "six-pack abs."

Jacobs said childbirth by a cesarean-section weakens the stomach muscles because they get cut.

He said he offered her a holiday present of cosmetic surgery "to restore your midriff to its previous muscle tone and firmness."

The two-hour operation normally would cost $15,000.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: britney; csection; popstar; sixpackabs
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To: absolootezer0

21 posted on 12/08/2006 1:48:37 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
besides if you're gonna raise for me.. its gotta be her..


22 posted on 12/08/2006 1:48:40 PM PST by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them.)
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To: absolootezer0

23 posted on 12/08/2006 1:49:54 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; The_Victor; Fierce Allegiance; Maximus of Texas

ping some of the dudes for me.....


25 posted on 12/08/2006 1:51:39 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
Best thread ever....



Cheers,

knewshound

Latest article;
26 posted on 12/08/2006 1:54:23 PM PST by knews_hound (Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
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To: darkwing104
By definition, a transplant implies removing something and replacing it with another.

The Best Britney can hope for is a brain donation.

27 posted on 12/08/2006 1:56:00 PM PST by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

While they're at it, maybe someone could offer her some free underwear....


28 posted on 12/08/2006 1:56:22 PM PST by Trampled by Lambs (Tagline Pending)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Holly crap....that pic LOL.

But this Anna is worth two Marias


29 posted on 12/08/2006 1:57:39 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY; Constitution Day; TheBigB; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; Petronski; ...
Pinging the guys, for research purposes, of course


30 posted on 12/08/2006 1:59:41 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

YEP! Anna beats maria hands down.


31 posted on 12/08/2006 2:01:00 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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To: knews_hound

Man, I hit that link and expected to see flight attendants...


32 posted on 12/08/2006 2:01:23 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

LOL

You dog !

That ought to teach you !


33 posted on 12/08/2006 2:02:14 PM PST by knews_hound (Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
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To: Trampled by Lambs

She has to give me her old ones first.


34 posted on 12/08/2006 2:04:19 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

We call that an "Onion"

I say its a fine place to sit a beer...


35 posted on 12/08/2006 2:05:27 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I'm here! Just hanging back waitin' for the popcorn to pop....


36 posted on 12/08/2006 2:07:38 PM PST by The SISU kid (it's all media hype to make you "work at jobs you hate to buy crap you don't need.")
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To: The SISU kid
LOL!


37 posted on 12/08/2006 2:10:21 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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To: The SISU kid
Heres an Anna for you while you wait...


38 posted on 12/08/2006 2:13:21 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: darkwing104; HOTTIEBOY; The_Victor; Fierce Allegiance
A brain transplant would be a good start...


39 posted on 12/08/2006 2:14:24 PM PST by The SISU kid (it's all media hype to make you "work at jobs you hate to buy crap you don't need.")
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I am going to encourage HottieGirl to take up tennis.

Oh and wear a blonde wig for a couple minutes too.


40 posted on 12/08/2006 2:15:36 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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